I Call First

He talks English to John Wayne,

and Wayne says:

''You talk good English.

Somebody teach you?'' But real nasty.

And then when Wayne talks Comanche,

not Comanche, but Comanche. . .

. . .to Scar, Scar says:

''You talk good Comanche.

Somebody teach you?'' But. . . .

-Sounds like a nasty fellow.

-Who?

-The man with the-- The lndian.

-Cicatrice, Spanish for ''scar. '' Yeah.

He was more nasty

than Wayne could ever get.

But then again,

he was a bad guy.

There were a lot of nasty Comanches

in that picture.

-Nasty picture.

-Well, then again. . .

. . .John Wayne could get pretty

nasty too, when he wanted to be.

Wait, was that the picture where Jeffrey

Hunter is supposed to be trading rugs. . .

-. . .and he trades for an lndian bride?

-Right!

That's the picture.

-That was a good picture.

-Good? That picture was great.

Well, l'm not used to admitting

l like Westerns.

Oh, yeah. Why not, huh?

Everybody should like Westerns.

Solve everybody's problems

if they liked Westerns.

-Okay, l like Westerns!

-Okay, then.

Man, that was some picture.

Some picture.

Here. Take the magazine

and look at it.

-Oh, no.

-Come on. Go ahead.

-l don't wanna.

-l don't mind.

-Go ahead.

-All right.

Thanks.

You have to give it back, though.

-l swear to God l'll give it back.

-Okay.

You come around a lot?

Got people here?

No, no. This is the first time.

l just came for the ride.

-The ride? What ride?

-The ferry.

Oh, no. You mean to tell me

you do this for fun?

Yeah. Why?

Well, l just don't look at this

as being a cruise, you know?

l had to pick up this package

at my grandmother's, you know?

Oh, that's nice.

Well, it's not really all that nice.

l gotta bring it back.

l have no car so l had to take the ferry.

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