I.Q.

Synopsis: Edward Walters, an auto mechanic, falls for the intelligent and beautiful Catherine Boyd. It is love at first sight. There is however a problem, she's engaged to jerk James Moreland. Fortunately, Catherine's uncle likes Ed, and with his friends they scheme to make Catherine fall for Ed. The comedy in this movie stems from the fact that Catherine's uncle is none other than Albert Einstein, who's portrayed as a fun loving genius, as are his mischievous colleagues, Nathan, Kurt and Boris.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Fred Schepisi
Production: Paramount Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
66
Rotten Tomatoes:
46%
PG
Year:
1994
100 min
94 Views


got mixed up. Like a Martian mind-meld.

- He's crackin' up.

- Stay away from the magazines.

No, you don't understand... The past,

present and future all went together.

I had kids with her, I could see the kids!

Two boys... No, three boys...

Excuse me! How long will all this take?

Well, that's up to you.

- It is?

- The car, you nut.

- The car... A few days.

- That long?

I'm gonna have to give it

my full attention.

Well, I'd better call a phone.

Can I use your cab?

There's a cab in the office.

But the uncertainty principle postulates

a universe of chaos, where

everything happens merely by chance.

Thank you.

- Well?

- We'll take care of it.

Hello, I need a taxi...

Catherine Boyd, B-O-Y-D.

What? Oh... What's the address here?

- 130 Broad.

- 130 Broad.

First stop is the Silas Paine Institute,

then 112 Mercer.

- Your address?

- 112 Mercer.

Two minutes! Thank you. Bye.

Well... It was Belgium.

- It was? What was?

- A study.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- I don't want you to worry...

- James! The taxi's coming.

- Well done, honey...

- Belgium.

- Two days, three at the most?

- We'll call you.

I, for one, will never believe

that God plays dice

with the universe.

- We're wasting time! Serve already!

- That's ridiculous!

How can you waste something

that doesn't exist?

Time doesn't exist? Since when?

I wouldn't know. If time doesn't exist,

then there is no "when".

You hear, Liebknecht?

Another crazy theory.

Then tell me the correct time, now.

You see, you can't.

Because as you're telling me,

the future has become the past,

therefore there is no present,

therefore time doesn't exist!

Perhaps.

Oops!

Now your racket doesn't exist.

- Oh.

- Yes?

- You're Albert Einstein.

- Thank you.

- Wow! May I say what a great fan I am?

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Andy Breckman

Andrew Ross "Andy" Breckman (born March 3, 1955) is an American television and film writer and a radio personality on WFMU. He is the creator and executive producer of the Emmy Award-winning television series Monk on the USA Network, and is co-host of WFMU radio's long-running conceptual comedy program Seven Second Delay. He has written screenplays for a number of comedy films including Sgt. Bilko (starring Steve Martin) and Rat Race (directed by Jerry Zucker), and is frequently hired as a "script doctor" to inject humorous content into scripts written by other screenwriters. His production bio at USA Network says, "He has trouble making friends." more…

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