i-Lived Page #3
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- Year:
- 2015
- 97 min
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You're the kinda guy who thinks
- Do you like to take charge of a woman?
- No! It...
Wait a second,
is this a trick question?
Tricky question.
- Right. Okay.
- Um...
May I offer you ladies
a beverage this evening?
You're cute. I don't know.
What do you think?
- Come on.
- Mm-mmm, no.
All right.
Pull up a chair.
She has terrible taste in men.
I just want to say... Shh.
Good night, Josh.
Good night.
You are getting sleepy,
very sleepy.
All other noise
has been drowned out.
My stress is completely gone.
I'm about to fall asleep.
White Noise is the name of the app,
and it comes with a video option.
That's why I'm gonna give it
three out of five stars.
And now, I'd like to thank
all of you...
who've been liking me
on all the social networks,
and for all of you
new subscribers.
We're almost 300 strong.
That is awesome!
Dad, are you proud of me yet?
I'm doin' everything I can
out here in Hollywood.
I'm tryin' as hard as I can.
All right.
That's enough, Michael Caine.
And this brings me back
to the app...
that I reviewed
just several days ago.
I-Lived.
And I may have been
just a little bit too harsh...
in my first evaluation
because...
it's a lot more clever
than I initially thought, see?
It used the GPS on my phone to actually
track the bar that I was in...
to connect me with the one cute
girl that I had my eye on.
Not that the app
had anything to do...
with actually knowing
who that person was,
but it still gave me the courage
to step to that person.
Ja. Exactly.
So, here is a picture
of my cheating ex-girlfriend.
And here is a picture
of the girl...
that the app miraculously
got me talking to.
It's like one
is a Victoria's Secret model,
and the other one's a b*tch.
So, that's why
I feel like this app...
deserves a little bit more
in-depth analysis,
or what I like to call
a J-TECH double take.
D-D-Double take. Double take.
was click on the user reviews...
to see what others are saying
about the app,
and it linked back
to the Web site,
where I found a bunch
of actual testimonials.
This app has totally
changed my life.
about, um, six months ago,
I was afraid of everything.
I was afraid of heights,
I was afraid of traveling,
and I just walked
over the Golden Gate Bridge.
Um, I've lived here
my whole life,
and I'm terrified of heights,
and I did it.
It changed me. I mean, it
totally changed my life.
All right.
Then there's this guy.
Whoo!
I'd always wanted to be a pilot,
so I got on I-Lived.
And now here I am,
landing a B-17!
And it's all because of I-Lived.
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