Hurricane Bianca

Synopsis: New York substitute science teacher/stand-up comic Richard Martinez - who isn't even remotely effective at either - finally lands a full-time position in Texas through the Teaching Ambassador Program, but his stint falls short when it's discovered he's gay. With only one friendly local behind him, Richard returns to the school as sassy Bianca Del Rio, an outspoken teacher who'll put the unruly students and hypocritical school staff in their proper places, instantly becoming the best teacher he's ever been and the school has ever seen.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Matt Kugelman
Production: Cranium Entertainment
84 min


The bird's nest bitch at the

door said we're on her list.




Is this Richard Martinez?

Uh, yes. Hi.

Who's this?

Lawrence Tailor from the

Teaching Ambassador program.

Oh, hi!

How are you?

Very well.

I have some fabulous news.


A last-minute slot has

opened up in our program,

but I just wanted to check

if you were still interested.

Uh, uh, yeah! Yeah.

I'm very interested.


It's in Milford, Texas!

I think I actually

have something in my eye.


Obviously, we would supply you

with first-class accommodations.

Fully furnished, beautiful area,

landscaped backyard.

Just to die for!

Uh, uh & I'll take it!

Can I take it?

Milford High needs

a new science teacher,

and your teaching certificate

is endorsed in chemistry,

but I just wanted to check

that you were still available.

Of course!

I'm your man!



Well, that's the last of it.

-I'm going to miss you, Boo.

-You too.



(Reporter) Well, folks,

it might not be the best time

to book that trip Mexico,

because it looks like

the National Harricane Center

has updated Tropical Storm

Bianca to a hurricane.

First of the season.

Stay tuned for updates.

You don't want to miss this.

Gotta get

the heck outta here...

Hey! Looks like

I'm your new neightbour.



Gotta go, gotta get

the heck outta here...

(goats bleating)

Hey, Shorty!

Now's not a good time

for making a mess.

-You just told me--

-Superintendent's on her way!

Make yourself scarse!

Sorry, Miss Ward.


I'm looking for

the vice principal.

She's in a mood.


What are you still doing here?

-The nurse said that---

-Hit the road.


-Get out of here.

What do you need?

Uh, Richard Martinez.

New science teacher.


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