Hurricane Bianca Page #2

You're early.

Uh, you must be Debbie Ward.

[sighs]

Deb or Deborah.

Never Debbie.

Okay, uh, Deborah.

I just wanted

to stop by to say hi,

and maybe you can point me

in the-- in the right direction.

I'm not really sure-- Wow!

I love your purse.

First of all, don't be late.

Or early? Okay?

It annoys the hell out of me.

Second of all, don't bother me.

Third of all, leave the

faggy ties at home, okay?

Because nothing bothers

me more than faggy tie.

Now...

Look, here's your lesson plan.

Creationism?

I mean,

but I'm a science teacher.

I don't have time, okay?

Superintendent's on her way!

Go upstairs, find Coach Chuck

in the teachers' lounge.

Second floor.

(makes clicking sound)

Second floor.

Thanks.

Honestly.

(smacks lips together)

Happy birthday to me.

Ah!

You must be, um, Coach Chuck!

Hey, man.

You deliver my tacos?

Uh, no.

Uh, I'm, uh, Richard Martinez,

the new science teacher.

I know.

I was joking with you

because you're Spanish-looking.

-Oh.

-Do you want some cake?

Uh, no, I'm pretty good.

-Pretty good.

-Ah, don't be a sissy.

-Have a tit.

-Oh, uh, thanks.

There we go. Mm.

(Chuck) So this is the library.

(Richard) Um hmm.

Pretty standard, really.

You got to check it out every

once in a while for sleepers.

Sleepers?

(blows whistle)

Get up!

Don't let me see that again!

Well, now that you're in Texas,

I recommend that

you get one of these.

A diary?

-I don't think I need a diary.

-No, it's a little black book.

Every woman, every number.

I've gone through about

three of these just this year.

You don't have a phone

to keep your contacts in?

A phone?

How do you mean?

(sighs)

Let's start with discussing

the origin of differences

between men and women--

You're right across the hall

from Carly Ward,

Deb's daughter.

Ain't she a fox?

Many social influences

play a role

in determining

these differences.

If you ever hear the kids

talking about someone

named Miss First,

you'd best tell me about it.

Is that, like,

another teacher?

No one knows who it is.

They say Miss First

turns boys into men.

For their sake,

God, I hope it's her.

Um, this is

the longest tour ever.

And this is the grand finale.

Dang.

Mm.

(bell ringing)

Thank you!

Good morning, sir,

I'm Keely.

And I'm Amber.

Good morning!

Hi, ladies!

We brought you

a little something.

We just wanted to say,

Welcome to Milford High.

Aw, thank you.

Chocolates!

O love chocolates!

Have some.

Sure.

Amber's mom makes it fresh.

Oh, please.

Tell your mom I said thank you.

Oh, I will.

Now you ladies get to your

seat before I eat the whole box.

(chuckles)

-Enjoy.

-Thank you.

Ladies!

Today is not the day

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