Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate Page #2

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- Did you get your license back?

- Well, technically, no.

Oh, come on, Rex baby.

Put her in back. Baby seat.

I think the lesson is:

make sure your husband's penis

isn't inside the sink drain

before you turn on

the garbage disposal.

Thanks for the tip!

And later in the show

we've got Marsha Marshall,

who is gonna show us

ten different ways

to decorate your cat for Easter.

Meow!

But first, back in the news,

in the headlines, Russia.

Vladimir Putin has assigned

a new Prime Minister of

Homosexual Propaganda,

Svetslap Zlopa

Svetlana Zlopasnost.

Oh! Well, there you go.

That is a mouthful.

Yikes!

She looks like fun at a party.

Unless your party is gay,

because those are illegal!

That's right,

you Russian queers.

Don't even think about

decorating your cat for Easter.

You might land in jail.

[chuckles]

Does Russia

even celebrate Easter?

Other countries

are just so weird.

[TV audio]

Oh, don't talk bad about Russia

They might hack your emails.

Mama, you're back!

What happened?

They released me.

No one was there to pick me

up, so I had to walk home.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

It's okay.

Walk did me good.

Gave me time to clear my head

and to think.

I came up with six new ways

to get Bianca del Rio fired

and out of our lives.

All I need is a t-shirt cannon

and four live raccoons.

Mama, you need to forget her.

After the trial

and all that publicity,

there's nothing the district

can do to get rid of her.

It's over.

No, no, no, no.

I'm not gonna let

Bianca del Rio win.

- Uh-uh!

- Well, we need money.

We're two payments behind

on the mortgage.

Rent-A-Center

repossessed the recliner.

And remember

how my b*obs popped?

Of course.

The doctors says if I can't

get on next season of Botched"

it's gonna be $10,000

for reconstructive surgery.

That's if I want them

the same size.

- As before?

- As each other!

Mama, we are broke.

These little schemes of yours

just make things worse.

Is this what you want?

A world where freaks

and homosexuals

get to do whatever they desire?

Nuh-uh.

I did not pray to

President Trump every morning

to turn this country into

a big transgender toilet.

How are we gonna

make America great again

with Bianca del Rio still in it?

Oh!

Where's my chair?

It's okay, Mama.

We're gonna get you a job

and we're gonna get back

on our feet again,

get me back into a bra again.

Oh, prison was so hard!

Carly, you don't even know!

I'd eat soup with a spork.

Our Christmas eggnog

was spiked with Old Spice.

Gettin' revenge on Bianca

was the only thing

gettin' me through.

There, there, Mama.

What are you watchin'?

Texas Today.

I never miss a show.

(TV) Some human rights

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