Hunter Gatherer Page #2

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Come on, I just need

the truck for like, an hour.

Come on, man, get out of

my truck, I got swim lessons.

I'll put my feet in the pool.

Let's see who's the first

one to touch the wall.

Who's the first one

to touch the wall?

Usa wins! Usa!

What is this?

This is ulcer water?

Yeah, give me that cup.

You drink this?

Don't worry about what I drink.

Oh, man.

That didn't go down right.

I didn't tell you to drink it.

Yeah, go on. Get that

hunk of junk outta here.

Mom...

Meet my new friend.

Hi, Ms. Douglas,

I'm Jeremy.

If you knew

what was good for you,

you'd stay away from my son.

Yeah, you'd probably

stay away from her, too.

Well, maybe your new friend

can help you

put them holes back

where they go.

Buried something back here

long time ago,

but can't find it now.

My granddad has a metal detector,

if you want to borrow it.

Yeah?

- We're taking it now!

- -Good!

You're welcome!

You're dumping some stuff today?

Thought you might be here.

Hi, Ashley.

Still being

a garbage man, I see.

Yeah, well, just...

Just trying to

make a living, man.

Y'all try to drop

this stuff off?

Just this fridge in the back.

And the ladder?

Ladder's for sale.

You've dumped here before?

No, I don't frequent

garbage places.

Fill up this form, please.

Heard you've been

running around with Linda.

That's between me and her.

All right, I notice

you put on some weight

since I last saw you.

How do you wanna pay the fee?

Fee? What fee?

There's a $100 Hazmat fee

for the disposal

of refrigerators.

So we got to pay you

$100 to throw something out?

"Freon used as a refrigerant

is a hazardous material

"and there is special handling

involved in its disposal.

"The county has assessed

a $100 fee

"to account for

this special handling."

Now, I don't have a $100 on me.

You want to give me

your fridge or not?

I got the money,

you got to pay me back, though.

Yeah? No problem.

We'll get my mom

to pay you back.

We got your money.

All right.

You're good

to drop off the fridge.

You know, let me know

when you get tired of Linda.

I'll take over.

Ashley's back, baby.

Man, how can she be

in love with that dude?

Who would you rather have,

me or that dude with the papers?

I'm not getting into that.

Where do you get

your money from?

Work.

- You don't work.

- I work.

I do work for a medical

science company.

Like what?

Test tube babies?

No, really. I mean,

I don't know.

Just test out new products.

What kind of products?

It varies. Everything from...

Putting a tampon on my back,

or try some new toilet paper.

One time, they cut off

my pinky toe,

and reattached it with a laser.

Are you serious?

Right now, I'm testing out

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