Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Page #2

God isn't responsible for my mistakes.

Forget about me.

Go have fun in Delhi for a month!

You won't get these days back.

Everything will be different in America.

Get a sexy wedding gown.

Whatever you do, don't land up in jail!

Shonty!

You're sure Mr. Shastri is going

to check the History paper, right?

How many times do I have to tell you?

I got the information

straight from the office.

He's been checking these

papers for the last 5 years!

Humpty! Lf the professor complains

about you, they'll fail you!

My dear Poplu...

I'm going to fail anyway, right?

Dude... since when

do you care about passing?!

Bro when heroes fail

their exams in movies...

...their fathers give them a hug

and send them on vacations to London.

If I fail, my dad will kick

me and tell me to manage the bookstore.

Well, that's true...

Hey...

Good evening, Sir...

Bro, he looks like Thakur from Sholay!

Thakur didn't have hands, idiot.

He looks like the dancing girl!

Who are you guys?

Sir, I'm Tendulkar,

this is Kohli and that's Sehwag!

Look, boys. You'll look

like you'll are from a good home.

Thank you, sir!

Boys like you'll shouldn't

be doing such things.

Sir, when Gandhi's principles

don't work, use Al Capone's.

Sir, please pass me in History.

I don't mind scraping through.

I can pay you.

I don't accept bribes.

Just think of it as a donation...

I even wrote a poem for you!

One minute, sir. Listen.

"My daddy cry, if I fail,"

"Then I hit you and go to jail."

"But don't worry, I get easy bail."

"Then I again hit you, again jail"

"Again bail."

"Jail-Bail, Jail-Bail, Jail-Bail"

"And one day..."

"Your heart fail."

Wow!

Oye!

Monkey regiment! Come here!

Who are you?

Why are you messing

around with my Uncle?

Old man isn't passing me.

Hanging him like this

isn't going to help your cause.

He's not accepting my bribe. I offered!

How much?

Five Thousand rupees.

Do they need to pass?

Nah nah. They're working now.

Studying wasn't their thing.

Hmmm.

How will you get me passing marks?

My Aunt's out of town...

Uncle downs a few shots and passes out.

I check half the papers.

Give me your roll number,

I'll sort it out.

You're not from around here, are you?

I'm an alien. E.T.'s sister.

Why do you want to help me?

You see... it was love at first sight.

I want Rs. 10,000.

Are you insane?

Lf you want to bargain, you can get out.

You're dangerous.

I know.

Now, get out.

Humpty, hold on.

Come on, let's go.

What did the lady say?

She said, "Humpty, you'll pass."

Wow!

Shonty, get the lowdown on her, man!

Shut up! I do the work

and you get the rewards!

What kind of friend are you, man!

What are you doing?!

You know my blood sugar is high!

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