Howling VI: The Freaks Page #2

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ANNOUNCER:
On the inside!

Everything

you see featured

over there

and everything you

see featured down

there, you'll see

on the inside!

(GASPS)

-(DRUM ROLL)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

ANNOUNCER:
Get your tickets now!

Walk through a haunted graveyard,

see the museum oddities!

The two-headed baby, the Giraffe

Woman, they're on the inside!

Carlotta! Is he a woman

or a man, or is he both?

He's here and he's real.

Get your tickets!

Freaks, wonders and oddities!

Ladies and gentlemen, you'll

gasp in shock and amazement.

That's amazing. -Everything you see

here, everything you see there,

it's on the inside! Fat Alice

from Dallas, two tons of love!

The sword swallower, the headless

woman, the mermaid with a beard!

We've got freaks...

-How was that? Wasn't that great?

Hi, Sheriff.

Hey, folks.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Come on, you have to try this.

- Oh, I don't think so.

- Oh, I think so!

It's only a dollar.

Well, you best stand clear then.

All right, thank you

very much, good luck.

Okay, here goes.

Hey, all right!

-Good God!

- Nice job, well done!

-(ALL APPLAUDING)

Something for the little lady?

Here you go.

-Thank you.

There, how's this?

Look how cute!

ANNOUNCER:
the headless

woman, the mermaid with a beard!

We've got freaks,

wonders and oddities!

Everything you see

featured over there

and everything you see

featured down there,

you'll see on the inside!

Mr. Bellamey! Is he ready?

You ready?

He's ready.

Then let's see him!

Come on, man. You don't

want to keep him waiting.

I don't want to look like this.

But you look magnificent!

People will bow down to you

in respect, Winston.

In respect!

Tonight, you will take your

rightful place in this world.

No one is ever going to forget you.

Long after we're dead, they'll

still be telling stories

of the amazing Alligator Boy.

(LAUGHS)

I told you once before, Mr. Toones,

don't let me tell you again.

If you laugh at him,

you laugh at me.

Remember that laugh, Winston.

It's the last laugh you'll hear.

Now, gentlemen, your

audience awaits you.

Winston, it's time.

Yes.

It's time!

(LAUGHS)

They do that with

mirrors, you know.

Oh, really?

-(CHUCKLES)

Good God.

Amazing.

What's this?

-Maybe we went the wrong way.

No, see, the door's opening.

Come on.

-(GATE SQUEAKS)

I don't know...

Come on, it'll be fun!

(BUBBLING)

WOMAN:
Help me!

(CREAKING)

(EERIE SCREECH)

(CACKLING)

Exit this way, please.

-I was scared, really scared.

Exit this way, please.

Oh!

It's locked.

Damn it.

Don't worry!

-We're trapped.

Now what?

Oh, wow.

That's great. Okay, you

can let us out now.

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)

Come on.

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