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Dropped your book...

Right, hang on.

Sir, here's your book.

Here you go, sir.

Oh, thanks. I've lost my page now.

I'd just got to a good bit.

I think you'll be alright, mate.

Just stay there and keep calm.

Driver, this is the guard.

Hello?

Ladies and gentlemen,

apologies once again for the delay.

I'm still waiting on word

from the driver.

Thanks for your patience.

Dear, oh, dear.

Come on, sausage. Come here.

It's Sunday as we rock.

Dancing round the room.

Hear a stranger

as she knocks.

Put a letter in a box.

It's Sunday as we rock.

Dancing round the room

Oh, found my page!

This is a no smoking train, miss.

Piss off.

You want me to get out and push?

I don't believe this.

What's happening?

I tried knocking.

He's not answering

the intercom either.

Tony?

Maybe you should keep

an eye on the passengers.

Well, they wanna know

what's going on.

Perhaps give them some food

or something, keep them sweet.

Not much left.

Better than nothing.

No sign?

Hello. Hello. Um...

We seem to have broken down

just outside Eastborough.

I think...

I think it must be

Thornton Forest.

And we can't seem

to locate our driver.

Just looking for some advice

on how to proceed, over.

Tell me about it. We've

got chaos out there tonight.

We've got trees down...

signal failures...

ETA for replacement...

Sorry, go again on the ETA?

Four hours?

The storm has brought down

a lot of trees.

You want me to stay on this skanky train?

F*** right off.

What does the driver say?

Does he think he can fix it?

The driver...

He's working on it.

Right, so he might be able

to get us going again?

No... I don't know... Maybe?

Is the train

broken down or not?

What did he actually say?

I haven't been able to speak to him.

I can't get through.

Right. Forget it,

I'll ask him myself.

You can't do that.

Well, watch me do that.

No, we don't know

where he is.

Sorry?

Are you telling us

the driver is missing?

Oh, my God.

He didn't come back.

Where's he gone?

I don't know.

I'm trying to work on it.

I didn't want to worry you

so I didn't say anything.

Well, that didn't really work,

did it?

I don't suppose you know how to drive it?

The train, I mean.

I'm afraid not.

You need to get

your supervisor on the radio.

My husband

has high blood pressure.

He can't wait here all night.

I want my money back.

Please just calm down.

Alright!

Thank you.

Now, the way I see it,

we've got two options.

Either we all sit here

and compose our complaint letters,

or we actually do

something about it.

Like what?

Like use those wiggly things

on the end of your legs

and walk on out of here.

The station can't be more

than, what, a two-mile walk?

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