Howard the Duck Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1986
- 110 min
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- Phil, yu gtta help us!
- What are we gnna d?
- Nice ducky.
Me Phil, yu Hward.
We be friends.
Undubtedly n f Earth's
greatest minds here.
Hey Phil, dn't talk to him like that.
He's just as smart as yu are.
- Nw I'm really depressed.
- Highly intelligent, perhaps even...
Wait, that's it.
We're abut to see...
...if subject has any abilities
we dn't have n Earth, any...
- What?
...shall we say, super pwers?
Hward!
Can yu bend this?
- What are yu, crazy?
- Hward...
...can yu burn a hle through this
with sme kind f eye laser?
Can I bite yur nse ff
with my super bill?
Hward, quit hlding ut.
I want yu to cncentrate...
...and read my mind.
- Right. Yu're thinking:
"hey knw I'm a phny.
hey knw I'm a y- y."
Tell me if I'm warm
n any f these, Phil.
I want yu to lk into the future
and tell me what yu see.
- I see myself walking ut that dr!
- Yeah, me to.
- N, n, n, wait! Yu can't leae.
- Yeah, why nt?
Because there are papers to be written,
there's research to be dne...
...and there's sympsiums to give,
lecture tours.
Hward, we are n ur way
to the Science Hall f Fame.
Lk ut, Darwin! Lk ut, Einstein!
Hell, Nbel Prize!
We're nt here
to make yu famus, Blumburtt.
Beverly, listen,
I never bad-muthed thers...
...in the scientific fraternity, but yu
bring in an alien in a bag to mst guys...
...and Wham!
They are talking.
Let's cut him into little pieces
and see what clr his rgans are.
I just wanna knw:
A:
What I'm ding here?And B:
Hw I'm gnna get back?
Piece f cake.
A:
I'm just the guy to help...And that's because B,
I'e already gt a thery.
- What thery?
- Well, this is, f curse...
...the evlutinary ladder
shwing hw man progressed...
...frm mnkey, to me, fr instance.
- Yu cnsider that progress?
Geez... Yu're all hairless apes?
hat's really disgusting.
Nw, I want yu bth to imagine
smewhere in the unierse...
...is Hward's wrld.
Picture it in yur mind.
A wrld
almst exactly like urs...
...except that the progenitor
f the dminant species...
...was nt a mnkey but a duck!
- Sme thery...
Every schI duck
knws this stuff!
And as duck climbed up
the evlutinary ladder...
...he said adis to his wings.
His mental capacity increases.
He begins to develp.
Beverly?
- Shpping malls?
- N, tribes.
Cr- Magnn Duck,
whultimately evlves into Hward.
Hey Blumburtt?
Blumburtt?
- Cme n!
- What the hell are yu ding?
- What?
- Dn't moe! Dn't breathe!
Did yu finish cleaning
up the specimen lab?
Almst finished.
Well, get dwn to the
Marine Lift Exhibit with a mp.
Sme kid upchucked
all ver the fern fssils.
Right.
Gd as dne, Dr. Chapin.
S, Philsey, yu are
a scientist r a janitor?
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