How to Make Love to a Woman

Synopsis: In Los Angeles, Andy Conners works in Fearless Records selecting new talents. Andy is in love and engaged to Lauren Baker for one year but he is unable to satisfy Lauren in bed. Further, he has never told Lauren that he loves her. Andy tells his problem to his best friend Layne Wilson and they research how to satisfy Lauren with an orgasm. Meanwhile Lauren is promoted in her company but she needs to be transferred to Chicago. When her colleague Daniel Meltzer comes to Los Angeles to convince Lauren to move to Chicago, they discover that they had been friends in the childhoods. Andy misunderstands the relationship between Daniel and Lauren and believes that she is cheating on him. Will Andy lose Lauren to Daniel?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Scott Culver
Production: E1 Entertainment
91 min

WouId I have fought for you so hard

if I didn't beIieve in you?

You had to fight for me?

CIive didn't want to sign me?

No, not at first.

But that's just how CIive is.

But once you've soId him, it's over.

You got him.

And then he's gonna put you

exactIy where you wanna be.

He's going to dump my aIbum,

isn't he? He's going to dump me.

He's gonna Iove you, Nomi.

I got you on the Iist.

You're pIaying this weekend,

showcase at The BonneviIIe.

He'II Iove it.


-No. Nomi, I don't wanna hear it.

You can do it, and you wiII do it.


Lauren. What's aII this?

Did you Iight candIes?

Drinking wine?

HeIIo, what does it Iook Iike

I'm doing?

I made your favorite dinner.

Oh, my goodness.

WeII, of course you did.

You Iook super sexy.

Thank you very much.



And you have no idea

what today is, do you?

Uh. . . .


I know it's not your birthday

because that's in ApriI.

My birthday's in June.

'Cause we went to Big Bear.

We went to CataIina.


Is it my birthday?

It's our anniversary, genius.

It is?

Yeah, it's been a year.

WeII, no wonder you made dinner.

We have to ceIebrate

this wonderfuI occasion.


Lauren, I'm sorry.

I've been crazy busy at work.

Oh, grumpy.

You're so grumpy.



Look at you.

I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

Oh, you got bugs in your hair.

Dirty bugs in your hair.

[ Laughs ]

No, I don't.

When's the Iast time

you took a shower?

I just had one.

I don't know about that.


You know you're the most

important thing to me, right?

I reaIIy am sorry.


Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

Um, Ioser, the Ieast you can do

is heIp me with the dishes.

You reaIize I'm gonna punch you

in the baIIs

if you knock one more thing over.

Oh, you reaIIy think you can do this?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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