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That's a water, sir.
That's not right is it, put a
bit of beer in or something.
I'm sorry, my boyfriend's sitting there.
Is he?
He's f***ing small isn't he.
That's his White Russian,
he'll be here any second.
Excuse me? Can you reserve
seats in this bar?.
No.
I'm a journalist.
I work for a little periodical
Sharps Magazine.
I'm the Cultural Editor.
This is library card, from Gloucester.
It's the wrong one isn't it...
Happy now?
Just doing my bit for the gene pool.
Who is that with Clint Eastwood?
Morgan Freeman.
No, in the head-lock.
You got this laminated?
Sh*t... Sorry, sorry.
No, no, no, just leave it.
OK then.
It's pronounced "gloster" by the way.
Are you going to get off that seat?
No.
Do you know the meaning of Karma?
A curry?
What goes around, comes around.
The moment is approaching where you'll
pay the price for being an a**hole.
And when my boyfriend gets here, I'm going
to encourage him to take you outside...
Hello?
Hi honey.
All right, I'll see you then.
Boyfriend not coming?
I'm Sorry.
Do you think..?
Do you think I can have his drink?
Bobby.
You want my seat?
I'm just leaving.
Thanks.
Who do you think that is
with Clint Eastwood?
I'm going to go powder my nose.
Why don't you put on something
a little more romantic?
Mrs Labowski.
Kowalsky.
You know what time it is?
The music blaring, the door open.
Was it?
F***..
I mean sorry...
Sh*t...
I mean sorry..
I ran into an old friend...
and came back for a little...
... Penis.
You can do this.
You can do this.
You can do this.
You so can do this.
Come on Bob... A quick cup
of coffee, then you gotta go.
This is my city.
This is my building.
This is my Lobby.
These are my models.
This is my work place.
And this is my boss.
What the f*** are you wearing?
You like it?
I've got another one actually.
Thanks.
The next time you come here dressed like
that you follow this shirt, you understand?
Sit down.
How was your flight?
It was good. Thanks to the
business class tickets, Clay?
That was a mistake.
And don't call me Clay.
Oh, can we smoke?
We... no.
Actually I'm a big fan of your
early... funnier, stuff
Snipe Magazine, really good.
You've actually been a big influence on me.
And I think together we can inject
some of that Snipe spirit into Sharp's.
In fact I've got some
idea which you might...
You think you've arrived don't you?
I hate to break it to you,
but you're only in the first room.
It's not nothing, don't get
me wrong, but eh...
It's not that great either, believe me
there's plenty of people in this town
Who made it to the first level
and didn't get any further.
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