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at the video store.
Well, your ice cream's
all melted.
It's all right.
It's still good.
Did you cut
yourself shaving?
No, I don't think so.
That's weird.
Well, you caught me red-handed.
I had a strawberry
sundae at lunch.
Mr. Health Conscious
had a sundae for lunch?
Um, well, yeah, I mean,
I've just been
down a little bit,
Are you feeling down?
A little.
No, it's just,
work's stressful.
You want to get
it off your chest?
No, it's no big deal.
Just petty stuff.
You listen to me
go on and on
about the politics
of the shelter.
I mean, I'm happy to listen
Thank you.
to have a girl like you.
And I'm a lucky girl.
Can you, um, hold that?
Mm hmm.
Try not to spill it.
I love Mike.
He's a great guy.
He's smart, he's caring,
he's emotionally intelligent.
And he's cute.
We've been together about
a year, and I think that's
really when people start
to show their true colors.
So the honeymoon is over,
but I'm really happy with him.
Emily Post found her fame
entitled "Etiquette."
And it remains the authoritative
text on manners today.
Good manners
are very important.
those in your presence,
and for the world in general.
There is a code of social
ethics and behavior out there,
and serial killing
is no different.
Hey, have you ever...
I've always been
curious, Bart.
But I won't do it.
Temptation surrounds
us in everything we do.
Immediate gratification
cannot be answered
to forsake principals.
Need to be strong
and make choices
that reflect our beliefs.
You said it.
We simply can't do
everything in life
that we'd like to, Bart.
I don't care how
annoying they are,
children are off limits.
Stay away from the mentally
and physically handicapped.
That's cheating.
to hurt our furry
little friends.
Sociopaths kill animals,
real serial killers kill people.
Never rob your victims.
You go down that road
it's tough to get off.
It starts off with a 20,
ends up with a C-note,
and then pretty soon
you're just a petty thief
who happens to kill on the side.
Don't rape.
Don't ever rape.
Rapists are the
scum of the earth.
Love women, respect women.
Find a way to earn their love.
There are over six billion
people in this world,
and it's no secret that
a lot of them deserve to die.
Just think - if I was in
Vienna right around
the turn of the century I might
have done away with Hitler.
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