How Murray Saved Christmas Page #4
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What are you doing here?
They... heh heh...
sent me to order dinner.
I am the man
to deliver the toys
to the good pretty girls
and the pretty good boys.
I'll sail east to go west
and west to go east.
3 months at the least.
Senor Columbus,
you have one night at best!
Have it your way.
I'll go west to go west.
to gift-wrap a truck.
His paws were too small.
He was having no luck.
So he painted and dyed it
in purples and pinks.
On an egg, this looks good.
On a truck? Well, it stinks.
To Byron Bineski,
Fort Crowder, New Jersey,
we send you our love
and this powder blue Jersey.
Wishing you good luck
and gumdrops galore.
Then it goes on
for 5 pages more.
How many gift cards
would you say you've done?
When this card is finished,
I'll be up to one.
- Hey!
- Aah!
Lincoln and
Washington had a big fight.
Honest Abe,
can't you do anything right?
- I'm on the penny.
- I'm on the quarter.
- I'm also much older.
- You're almost much shorter.
Stop it, you guys!
You're behaving like Scrooges.
Then they all started fighting
just like the Three Stooges.
Here. Hold this.
- Woo!
- Woo! Woo! Woo!
Yah, yah, yah!
- Ha ha!
- Uh!
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all was in crisis.
The groundhog had eaten
the "naughty and nice" list.
The April Fool built
a preposterous bike,
and Labor Day Amos
had gone out on strike.
Silent night, holy night!
We will not give up the fight...
Liberte!
Stop all your shouting.
Stop all the noise.
There's no one I trust
Delivery. Lincoln,
here's your hot pastrami.
Washington gets cold salami.
Columbus asked for rigatoni.
St. Pat ordered
fried bologna.
Piece of fish, sirloin steak,
meat knish, carrot cake.
And April Fool...
I don't know why...
Yum!
- What?
- You're the one!
I'm the what one?
You are the one
to deliver the toys
to 200 countries,
to good girls and boys.
Just put on this red suit
and get in the sleigh.
What are you, cuckoo?
Forget it. No way.
Please.
- No.
- Please?
- No!
- Please?
- No...
- Please...
And so for an hour,
these two kept on going,
with one of them please-ing
and one of them no-ing.
- Please?
- No.
Please?
No! Why in the world should
bringing millions of presents
to kids I don't know?
Will anyone pay me?
Will anyone tip?
What if I slip
and fracture my hip?
Look at the weather.
It's cold and it's shivery.
There's no way on earth
I will make this delivery.
Bummer.
Murray spent each
Christmas Eve on his own,
remembering days when he
wasn't alone.
You dated her?
Get out of my deli.
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