How Much Does the Trojan Horse Weigh? Page #2

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I must've... gotten lost.

I'm looking for

the Sociology Dept. office.

- It's two blocks away from here.

- I'll walk there with you.

You are having a class

and will be late.

No big deal

if I come late.

And she fell into the trap.

How come you remember

when it happened?

- I have a good episodic memory.

- What?!

Concerned with my own

experiences.

Hi, Grandma.

B. November 11, 1918,

died a tragic death May 17, 1987

a. k. a. Wasp,

the Home Army soldier

So... I've turned 40.

I sometimes miss you badly.

Thank you for everything,

as I know you're watching

over me all the time.

I wish Florka had

gotten to know you

and you had met Kuba.

How much does

the Trojan horse weigh?

There was an English

version. Sold out now.

Forty?

- How do you know?

- Excuse me?

- My age's none of your business.

- I meant the price in zloty.

Oh, I'm awfully sorry.

Must be an obsession.

What an encounter!

- What're you doing tonight?

- It depends...

- What's this tube?

- Surprise.

I have one for you too,

but must water flowers first.

- Will you come along?

- Water flowers?

- What flowers?

- Jacek asked me.

He's left for two weeks.

Posh, isn't it.

- You like it?

- You're asking?

He lives the life of Reilly.

How much is it?

No idea. A big bundle.

You really would like

to live in an old brownstone?

With you?

Even under the bridge.

Under the bridge?

I like open spaces

and a thrill of emotion.

Water flowers?

Where's the furniture?

Zosia, I've cheated

you a bit.

Kuba!

What?

Your birthday present

from me.

Good heavens...

You had the money?

I'd been saving for a long time,

refusing to buy cookies.

And the Russians

and East Europeans

have bought the copyright

of the TV series. And a credit...

You secretive a**hole.

You didn't ask my opinion.

I can withdraw the advance.

Not on your life!

God, how beautiful!

How did you know

it was my dream?

I know you a little.

Folks! It's today!

- Aren't you scared?

- Of what?

- The millennium!

- What millennium?

It's coming along! Tonight

everything is going crazy.

Mostly computers.

Things will be happening.

Zosia and Kuba!

Happy millennium!

In fact, the new millennium

starts in 2001.

And 2000 is the last year

of the old one.

But everything's going

crazy tonight.

That's media hysterics, only to have

all heave a sigh of relief after.

- Nothing's going to happen?

- It never did!

The last time was

Ever had presents like:

Let's stay home?

- Worse.

- Worse?!

Wanna hear why I didn't

become a body builder?

- Cause you learned to read and write?

- That too. But it's a secret.

I've never told

anyone about it.

You can tell us.

Not a peep. Promise.

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