How High Page #2
Yo, Silas!
You better take
those college exams!
Look at Jamal.
He's a good boy, huh?
Good boy, my ass.
Ask her why I had to cancel
my nail appointment...
to go and pick him up
in the precinct last week.
Momma, they lyin'.
They lyin'?
- They found the weed on you,
didn't they?
- It wasn't mine.
Then what is this
that I found in your bedroom?
Hello.
Ma, it is a lamp.
And this is where
you turn it on now.
Excuse me?
Head.
Now, where did I go wrong
with your ass?
You're gonna have to take
that THC test and get
into a four-year college,
or I'm just gonna cut you off
from this family.
Baby, you are the first member
of this family to go to college,
but six years
at a two-year community college
is not what I had in mind.
Tell the truth.
Baby, I got a dream...
that one day I can put
your college diploma...
here under my Jesus,
who's master of this house,
next to your brother's
prison-issued
barber certificate...
and your sister's
weave master degree.
Now don't disappoint me,
you weed smokin',
three-day-wearin'
nasty ass.
Just like your father.
Ma,
why you always gotta
be talkin' to me like that
in front of company?
- These b*tches ain't nobody.
- Oh!
- Now go warm me up
some Porkchops-O-Chunky.
- Is that all, Momma?
- Wash your nasty ass.
- Is that all, Momma?
I really don't know
what you came here for
You the man.
Round and round we go
Consider your bags
outside the door
What's up, baby?
Oh, hell no!
I didn't know
you had dreads.
And what is that?
Brother just got extensions
put in today. They tight, huh?
Where?
Between your eyes?
What the hell is that?
It's the mark of Buddha.
It's the skid mark
of Buddha!
Looks like he took a dump
in the middle of your face.
I don't think
this is gonna work out.
Hold on, now!
Why you doin' this?
I'm in the Field of Dreams
and Dances with Wolves.
Nigga, you are a wolf.
Chocolate diva!
Nubian goddess!
I'm gonna take you off
my buddy list, b*tch!
I hope you get a virus--
you and your computer!
If you build it, they will come.
What you mean, If you
build it, they gonna come?
Who's gonna come
to a f***in' cornfield?
Who gonna cut the grass?
I know you don't expect me
to sell no peanuts out this, b*tch.
Sh*t remind me of slavery,
Roots and sh*t.
I don't play this, man.
Hey, what was that?
Annie! Crazy ho!
Only way I'm comin'
is if you got some females
and some chronic.
Then we all gonna be comin'.
That voice just now,
what was it?
- We didn't hear anything.
- You got some nice titties,
dog. Word.
What titties? What?
Okay, you must've heard that.
It's a good baseball field, Ray.
It's kinda pretty, isnt it?
Uh, yeah.
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