House Party 2 Page #2

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Wait a minute. What's going on?

Let me talk to him, please.

Kid, what do you mean you can't?

I can't do this and school.

You gonna kick this to the curb

for school?

With the money we could make,

you could buy your own school.

Look, you saw all those people

in the church.

And Pops... I can't let them down.

Excuse me.

Maybe I could talk to your dad.

- Maybe she could talk...

- Look, I don't think so.

Kid, listen.

Sheila, wait a minute.

F***!

Here we are.

Oh, yes. Join the Mardi Gras.

Come on.

What's up with the soldiers?

Come on, Kid, man,

this ain't your style.

Oh, yes, boogie fever.

That's a fraternity.

Well, maybe that I can get with.

What's up with her clothes, man?

Look how involved everybody is.

Look.

Look at all this school spirit.

What's up with the pigs?

Yo, watch the car.

Thanks for helping.

Yo, just watch the car.

You're just mad

about the record deal.

No, I'm mad about you

f***ing up the finish.

You gonna get ill,

or you gonna help?

You wanted to be Joe College...

you be Joe College.

Yo, G, hold up.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Yo, what up, black?

What's going on, man?

Name's Jamal.

Why you buggin', man?

'Cause I'm white?

Yo, you want some bean pie?

Rick, we've run into

a serious problem here.

We have half of a fabulous team.

Unless, uh...

Unless that's all we need.

I can do the session.

I can do it.

But it was both of you

on the tape.

Whoa, wait a minute now.

I'm the one who came up

with the whole Kid 'N Play idea.

I wrote all the lyrics.

The only thing that guy ever did

was just put his name first.

I don't know about this.

Sheila, my take on this,

Play's on the money.

Sounds like

he's the driving creative force.

Then let's do it.

Look, look, look.

Let me see this.

Isn't it cute?

I know you don't think this

is what college is all about.

No. It was a gift from a friend.

Besides, what's wrong with it?

Nothing.

When I first got here,

I had a drawer...

full of little boy-toy

fru-frus just like that.

So, what happened?

I grew up.

I let my consciousness evolve.

And when I left all that

male materialism behind...

I began to see things in a more

politically correct light.

You do like boys, don't you?

I like men, girl.

Thousands of them.

No, I'm just kidding.

I like men...

but I don't need one

to define me.

And any woman who wants

to define herself...

by herself and for herself...

just has to free herself...

of all that tired, lame,

male bullshit.

Pick a color.

Any color.

Male bullshit.

Excuse me.

Bilal's in the house!

Hook me up!

Hi. My name is Play.

I'm the manager here.

I couldn't help but notice...

that you seem to be looking

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