House Party: Tonight's the Night Page #2

Synopsis: Chris is ready to head to college. But he'll leave his best friend and the girl he's had a crush on since 2nd grade. So he throws one last party that turns into a hilarious disaster.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Darin Scott
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
 
IMDB:
4.5
R
Year:
2013
95 min
170 Views


...but, you know,

obviously the guy's into hoes...

Not saying that you're a ho.

The schools full of hoes, you know?

Here a ho, there a ho, everywhere a ho-ho.

And then, poof. Ho be gone.

What are you saying, Chris?

Uh... Heh.

I'm really trying to say

I think you're a princess.

Yes! Whoo!

You're sweet.

I try.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Dude, I thought you were toast

with that "ho be gone" nonsense...

...but you rallied!

I thought it was funny.

Nah.

This is crazy.

Oh, thank you, baby.

Look, why can't the CPAs I hire

get their clients...

...to put the invoice numbers

on their check stubs?

- Devis in the details.

- Yeah.

And that's why you're

the V.P. of Finance.

Mm. You mean, the V.P of that fine ass.

- What, you want the double stuff?

- Ha-ha-ha.

Ugh. I can do that all day long, babe.

Oh, he's home. He's here.

Look who's home from school.

Ha, ha. Look who's home from school.

Hey, buddy, how was school?

You know, the usual.

I'm gonna be upstairs.

Wait, hey, hey.

Uh, Dad, are you on the pipe?

You acting kind of strange today.

What's up?

Son, for 18 years...

...you have been hard-working,

and responsible.

And we're so relieved

you realized...

...the whole music thing ain't for you.

You guys didn't give me

much of a choice on that one, but thanks.

It's not true.

There's always a choice.

You just have a knack

for making the right ones.

Can I do it? Can I tell him?

Yes.

Should I?

Follow me.

Chris, Chris, Chris.

Wow!

You got yourself

a beautiful car here, Pops.

Yeah, you know, I figured

this is probably the...

...uh, you know, perfect

car for a college kid.

- Oh, hell, no!

- Oh, hell, yes.

Oh!

Yeah, I figured a guy like you

could use a fine ride.

Dad, this is amazing! Thanks!

Whoa! Hey, uh-uh. No, no, no.

Let's hold off a couple of weeks,

then make it official.

Don't worry, son.

You're gonna be slicing

some serious poontang pie up in this here.

Poontang pie.

Ladies. Ha.

Melvin!

What did you just say to him?

Uh...

- Son...

- Speeding.

Uh, uh, don't be speeding,

and to respect women at all times.

All times.

Hello?

Yes.

Oh, Lord, no! No!

Who dead?

Ugh. Aunt Coot.

Aunt Coot?

- Oh, the humpback?

- Tsk.

- Oh, they still on the phone?

- Grr.

I'm sorry.

All right, baby, we gotta hurry.

It's gonna be hours to get to Barstow.

I just can't believe

they called the day of the funeral.

She's been dead a week,

and they just call now?

Yes. Because they don't like us.

Wait, I'm confused.

Was it Aunt Maybelline who died?

- It was Aunt Coot.

- Coot?

You may not remember her.

It's been a while.

Oh, the humpback?

Yeah, she was texting

on the stairs, son...

...and that weight of that hump

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