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Synopsis: An empty fuel tank and a flat tire lead two couples down a terror-riddled road to the House of 1000 Corpses. "House of 1000 Corpses" is at its core a story of family - a cast of twisted individuals who, with each slash of a throat or stab thru the chest, add bodies to their sick human menagerie.
Genre: Horror
Production: Lions Gate Films Inc.
  4 wins & 8 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
31
Rotten Tomatoes:
19%
R
Year:
2003
89 min
$12,583,510
Website
757 Views


STUCKY:

That kid is one horny retard.

CAPT. SPAULDING

Christ, ain't they all. All them

retards wanna do is f*** and eat.

STUCKY:

Well, yeah... I think that if you

knew him... I mean if you'd understand

his urges, sh*t the guy's like forty

or something.

CAPT. SPAULDING

Worse than a f***ing rabid baboon.

STUCKY:

Yeah, I guess, you know next to

wacking his weasel his other favorite

thing is twisting sharpened pencils

in the corner of his eyes.

CAPT. SPAULDING

What?

STUCKY:

Yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just

spins it around next to his eyeball.

CAPT. SPAULDING

I'm sure that ain't the only place

he's sticking those pencils.

STUCKY:

Naw, he don't do anything else with

'em, but he did get caught once with

a Planet of the Apes doll hanging

out his a**hole.

CAPT. SPAULDING

(laughing)

Goddamn.

STUCKY:

Had to take him to the hospital. Kid

had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up his

butt, couldn't get it out.

CAPT. SPAULDING

I always loved that mute broad that

Chuck Heston was shacking up with.

STUCKY:

Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.

CAPT. SPAULDING

Yeah, now there's the perfect woman.

STUCKY:

Can I get some stamps off ya?

(slapping down his

money)

Did you fix the toilet yet?

Opens a drawer and tears off five stamps.

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