House of 1000 Corpses Page #2
STUCKY:
That kid is one horny retard.
CAPT. SPAULDING
Christ, ain't they all. All them
retards wanna do is f*** and eat.
STUCKY:
Well, yeah... I think that if you
knew him... I mean if you'd understand
his urges, sh*t the guy's like forty
or something.
CAPT. SPAULDING
Worse than a f***ing rabid baboon.
STUCKY:
Yeah, I guess, you know next to
wacking his weasel his other favorite
thing is twisting sharpened pencils
in the corner of his eyes.
CAPT. SPAULDING
What?
STUCKY:
Yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just
spins it around next to his eyeball.
CAPT. SPAULDING
I'm sure that ain't the only place
STUCKY:
Naw, he don't do anything else with
'em, but he did get caught once with
a Planet of the Apes doll hanging
out his a**hole.
CAPT. SPAULDING
(laughing)
Goddamn.
STUCKY:
Had to take him to the hospital. Kid
had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up his
butt, couldn't get it out.
CAPT. SPAULDING
I always loved that mute broad that
Chuck Heston was shacking up with.
STUCKY:
Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.
CAPT. SPAULDING
Yeah, now there's the perfect woman.
STUCKY:
Can I get some stamps off ya?
(slapping down his
money)
Did you fix the toilet yet?
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