Hounded Page #2

To Write Out That

Whole Presentation

Over Again.

People,

How Are We, Hmm?

We're Busy Here,

Ronny.

So, Uh...

So, Martian, I Hear

You're My Main

Competition For

The Scholarship.

That's Not

His Name,

And If You're

His Competition

I Wouldn't

Call It Very

Competitive.

Can It, Jerk.

Anyway...Hey, Hi.

Yeah, I Wanted

To Invite You

To A Little Victory

Party That I'm Throwing

After I Win The

Donald Peterson Award.

I'm Throwing

A Little Victory Bash

In My Pool House.

I'm Busy.

I Wasn't Talking

To You.

Hope To See You

There, Trace.

[Bell Rings]

Gentlemen.

Don't Worry.

You're Gonna Mop Up

The Floor With Him.

The Only Downside

Is That We Won't Get

To Go To The Party

At His Pool House.

Way To Be

Supportive.

I'm Serious!

That Pool House

Is Amazing.

It's Like He's Got

His Own Place.

He's Got

His Own Phone

With His Own Number.

It's Got

A Pool Table,

Video Games.

I Hear It Even

Has A Pool.

Teacher:
Ok, Class,

Let's Get To Work.

[Electronic Game

Beeping And Zapping]

Ha Ha! Ooh!

You Wanted To Speak

To Me, Dad?

Are You Prepared

For This Presentation?

Oh, Yeah, Yeah.

I've Got The Winning

Speech Right Here.

It's Not That

Ridiculous Idea

You Had

Why Jackie Chan Would Make

A Cool President, Is It?

Uh...

Look, You,

Your Grandfather

Doesn't Think

I'm Doing A Good Job

Of Raising You.

He Also Doesn't Think

You Have A Chance

Of Winning That

Scholarship, And Frankly,

On That Account,

I Tend To Agree With Him.

We Have To Prove

Old Armand Wrong.

We Have To Win

That Scholarship.

Now Jay Martin Has

An Incredible

Presentation

On Recycling

That's Well Thought Out

And Impeccably Worded.

You Have

About 20 Minutes

To Come Up

With A Better

Presentation Than His.

I Have To Meet

With The Food

Services People.

I Have To Sweep

This Spanish Rice Thing

Under The Carpet.

[Door Closes]

Recycling, Huh?

I Don't Get It.

Peterson

Is Less Expensive

Than Starkwell.

Why Would You Have To

Go To Starkwell

If You Don't Want To?

Well, My Mom Can't

Afford Either One,

But My Dad Taught

At Starkwell,

So We Can Get In

For Practically Nothing.

The Competition's

Not For 15 Minutes.

Try And Do

Your Presentation

For Us From Memory.

I--I Don't Think I Can.

Just Try.

[Sighs] All Right.

Here Goes.

Good Afternoon.

Today I Want To Talk

To You About Garbage.

Each Year, Americans

Produce Enough Trash

And Refuse

To Fill

A Convoy Of Trucks

That Would Reach

Halfway To The Moon.

Each Year Americans

Produce Enough Trash

And Ref--Refuse...

Refuse To Fill

A Convoy Of Trucks

That Would Reach

Halfway To The Moon,

And It Is Estimated

That Within The Century

We Will Run Out

Of Landfill

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