Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Whose f***ing phone is on?
We're going to just touch you up.
- Okay, Mr. Dorchen?
- Hey.
Do I need nipple rouge?
Can we get... I don't...
Do I need any nipple rouge?
Yeah. Touch up his nipples, please.
What kind of brush is that?
Is that rabbit fur?
Lou Dorchen, the legendary lead singer
of metal supergroup Motley Lue,
who burst onto the world stage
out of nowhere
to become the very definition
of a rock god.
Livin' the dream with
high school sweetheart Kelly Dorchen.
So how did the ultimate party
animal get the inspiration
to build the most innovative,
forward-thinking
tech company in the world?
I don't have to tell you where I got
my inspiration from, first of all.
Because that's called
"intellectual property"
and I can copyright that sh*t.
Just like I copyrighted the word "well,"
so you can't even say "well"
without paying me money.
- Well...
- You owe me money.
Lou Dorchen's best friend is yet another
American success story,
music mogul Nick Webber.
Ever since I wrote Let's Get It Started
back in '86,
I've been on a roll.
MMMBop, triple platinum.
A lot of stations still playin'
Gin and Juicey Juice.
You Oughta Know.
Feelin' Like Teen Spirit.
I take from a lot of artists.
Take my inspiration
from a lot of artists.
I don't...
I don't take their stuff.
That's... Who would do that?
- Yeah. Ask me anything.
- Okay.
How's your relationship
with your father?
I don't want to talk about that.
Still struggling to find his own place
in the world,
father's game-changing innovation.
He didn't invent Goo... Lougle.
He couldn't invent his way
out of a f***ing paper bag.
And that's...
That's not a turn of phrase,
that's anecdotal evidence.
He got caught in a giant paper
Adam... Adam Yates.
Yes, he rounds out
our Three Musketeerposse.
He made it real big
with his bestselling novel,
Jacuzzi Timelord.
But Adam,
he's off on an experiential journey.
I got a feeling we'll see him again.
I got a feeling.
Just came to me.
One fateful ski trip in 1986
seemed to kick-start
their lives into high gear.
But what was it like to grow up
Gary Winkle.
I bet you guys didn't know that I was
supposed to go on that trip, huh?
but they never showed. Left me hanging.
You know what I got that weekend?
Chlamydia from the batting cages.
My best buddies go up
Come down f***ing rich.
I mean, how did that happen?
I mean, at the end of the day,
I'm just a simple guy like you
who had a couple of great ideas
that happen to make him
a bunch of money. That's it.
I mean, how was I supposed to know
that it would change the fabric
of our existence? I couldn't.
You know, I couldn't,
unless I had some sort of...
Cut! Let's reset. Do it again.
One word, Nick. F***ing amazing...
Don't f*** with my groove, Terry.
- Hey, Nick.
- Youngblood.
Rip off any pop stars lately?
For your information,
today I recorded an original piece.
Really?
Okay, it was that Lisa Loeb song.
Well, as much of it as I could remember.
The lyrics I made up were original.
Listen, Nick, I get it.
You don't have any natural talent.
All I know is that hot tub
made me a king.
It's my duty to live up to the throne.
All right, I can't see you right now,
but I'm gonna assume you're putting
"king" and "throne" in quotes.
What do you want?
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
Are you coming to Lou's party?
I gotta talk to Courtney.
I'm... I don't know.
- How is Courtney?
- You know.
Oh, really? Still fighting?
Why don't you just write her
a Josh Groban song?
Hello?
Oh, sh*t!
Cocaine!
F*** me!
Oh, God! Oh, my God!
Don't f***ing sneak up
on me like that, huh?
Knock on something.
You took most of the doors out
and put beads up, Lou.
What am I supposed to f***ing knock on?
What do you want?
Put it down!
What do you want, a round of applause?
"Thank you, Jacob, for making sure
we don't starve to death.
"Even though this is
completely ridiculous
"and inappropriate, what we're doing."
You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
I'm just happy that you guys are happy.
The f*** are you still doing here?
Today's my birthday, by the way.
Happy Birthday!
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I got you... I got you something.
It'll be here tomorrow via FedEx.
Right.
turning into Daddy's big buddy.
I'm going to help you out.
It's not really my birthday.
Do you know what day it is?
Okay.
Enjoy your sh*t.
The sooner you choke to death on it,
the sooner I get all this.
Any other questions,
or is this interview over?
Don't let the lack of a door
hit you on the way out.
He just gets me so mad.
So, who is he?
That's my butler.
And our son, consequently.
Oh, my God, right.
Lisa Loeb?
Oh, my God. I can't believe
Nick Webber knows
the name of the cat wrangler.
Yeah. Crazy, right?
You know, I just have to tell you,
I really love this song so much.
It feels so personal.
It's almost... Violating.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah!
Nailed it!
All rise!
Penis Court is now in session!
The honorable
Judge Lou Dorchen presiding.
Mr. Dorchen, could we get
Yeah. Brad, do your thing.
Ladies and gentlemen,
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