Hot Shots! Part Deux Page #2

Synopsis: Topper Harley is found working as an odd-job-man in a monastery. The CIA wants him to lead a rescue mission into Iraq, to rescue the last rescue team, who went in to rescue the last rescue team who... who went in to rescue hostages left behind after Desert Storm. The President is Tug Benson, who also likes to be in on the action. Basically, it's a send-up of all the big shoot-em-up Rambo/Robocop/T2/Commando-type movies.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Jim Abrahams
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Rotten Tomatoes:
59%
PG-13
Year:
1993
86 min
888 Views


You're sure not easy to find.

Why are you keeping track?

It's like the colonel says...

good men are hard to find.

I don't know

how much you know

about what went on

after the last war...

but several of our men

were missing in action.

On two occasions

we sent squads to rescue them.

Both missions failed.

We have to go in to get the men

who went in to get the men

who went in

to get the men.

- What's this

got to do with me?

- I'm going this time.

We want you

to go with him, Topper.

Why me, ma'am?

Because you're the best

of what's left.

My war's over.

- Whoa!

- [Splash]

This will cost you

a few extra dollars...

but you'll make

that back and more

on your heating bill.

We're going to be

caulking the ashram

if you want to stop by.

Thanks, Bob.

This mission

is important, Topper.

We've got to take care

of our people.

Come with me.

When are you going to

put Ramada behind you?

What are you talking about?

You say your war is over.

Well, maybe the one

out there is...

but not the one inside you.

You're running away

from the pain...

but it won't solve anything

because wherever you go...

you take the pain with you.

You've come a long way

to bring me a lecture.

I know you were hurt

when that woman left...

but you're using that to hide

from who you are.

That was a long time ago.

I don't want it.

Hmm. Nice butt.

Topper, let me tell you

a little story.

It seems there were

three bears...

and one morning when

their porridge was too hot...

they went for a walk...

and a little blond girl

came skipping

through the woods...

and she ate their porridge...

she sat in their chairs...

and she slept in their beds.

And when those bears

returned to discover that mess...

do you know what

happened then, Topper?

No.

That little blond girl got scared.

Ran away.

So what you're saying is

that little blond girl is me?

If this is about me

coloring my hair...

Topper, they didn't make you

this fighting machine.

They just cooked up

the porridge

and went for a walk.

And you'll never stop running

until you face

your three bears...

Ramada.

Colonel.

I'm sorry.

It's got to end for me sometime.

If you should

change your mind...

here's my 900 number.

It's $5.00 a minute.

I'll waive the charges.

Your three bears...

Ramada. Ramada. Ramada.

[Accordion Music Playing]

# If our lips should meet #

#Innamorata #

I missed it, Don Corleone.

# Kiss me, kiss me sweet #

#Innamorata #

# Hold me close

and say you're mine #

#With a love

as warm as wine #

# I'm at heaven's door #

#Innamorata #

#Want you more and more #

#Innamorata #

#You're a symphony #

#A very beautiful sonata #

# My innamorata #

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Jim Abrahams

ames S. "Jim" Abrahams (born May 10, 1944) is an American movie director and writer. more…

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