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It's... anti-Semitic pastry.

Yeah. It's a swastika...

but it's art, you know,

it's conceptual.

It's got sprinkles on it.

Oh, sprinkles or hundreds

and thousands

representing the hundreds

and thousands who died.

Millions of people died,

Saskia, in the war.

Millions... thousands...

Tom-may-to, to-mah-to.

Keep drinking.

Babe...

Babe... babe!

Babe!

Babe, we're going

to burning man!

We're going to burning man!

Oh, well, what time is it?

11:
30. Look! I made breakfast.

Mmh.

Oh, um, by the way,

I tried to buy

an industrial magnifying glass

with your card,

but it got declined.

- What card?

- The one you said.

With the horse on it.

F***ing Alan day.

He's such a f***...

What are you f***ing up to?

He's onto you! Get out!

Barry?

You can't try and sack me.

Try and sack you?

I'll take you to tribunal.

I've been in this game a lot

longer than you, Melody.

I've seen the cry-on-demand

trick before!

My parents died three years ago

the day before Christmas.

My boyfriend is a 20-year-old

f***ing concept chef.

If you let me fall

there is no one to catch me.

I want the mobile, the day pass,

and the range rover keys, now.

I have been a customer

at this bank

since I was seven years old.

No.

No, I understand that, but...

Will you please, please

just extend my overdraft?

So I just don't understand

how it can take a week

to do a background check.

No, I'm not going to a f***ing

pay day loans company!

So, I'll just be two minutes

and I'll get some cash.

No problem. Okay.

We don't need money, babe.

There is no money

at burning man.

Listen, I'm saying

we just rock this stage

with nothing but each other,

a freezer full of placentas,

and a dream.

Come on, Harmony,

we do need money.

What about petrol,

water in the desert?

Babe, in-in Cuba

they make the petrol

out of sugar cubes,

or canes.

But, look, and people

will gift us water!

And you've always wanted

to go to burning man!

You said we've paid for it all,

we might as well go to...

Babe! Come on!

Oh, babe, I'm sorry.

I'm being selfish.

We'll go next year.

Or never.

Oh, babe. I'm sorry.

We can get money.

How?

- Going to burning man.

- We're going to burning man?

- We're going to burning man.

- Oh, f***!

I love you.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Took a bit of time.

Harmony, we're not flying

over the Atlantic

in a small plane

with propellors.

I don't know, I've not

been much since flying over.

Well, hello. If it isn't

lofty the land baron.

Uh, yeah. Great. Whatever.

So I'm getting pretty f***ing

pissed off about this flat,

if I'm being honest,

so I was speaking to the agent

and I'm putting it up for rent.

What?

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