Hostel: Part III Page #2

Asians are bad luck.

-You make good firecrackers, though.

-That is just some racist bullshit.

I'm sorry, man.

He did not mean that.

-All right. So, what now?

-l have tickets to Cirque du Soleil.

Oh, so you're not only disabled,

you're also gay.

-Sometimes.

-But it's not gonna matter too much...

...because Scotty is getting

seriously eye f***ed...

...by the girls at the progressive slots.

See them?

Dude, they are hot.

And l bet you they hate their fathers.

-Yes.

-What are you doing?

-Don't start.

-l'm not doing anything.

-Justin, do your thing. Limp on over.

-Nothing wets a p*ssy...

-...like this hardware.

-Pity f*** is still a f***.

That's true.

Hey, guys.

-l'm Kendra.

-l'm Nikki.

Hi. l'm Scott.

This is Carter, Mike and Justin.

-Mike.

-So you girls wanna join the party?

Not much of a party.

-We're just kind of getting started.

-We have a Jacuzzi.

It's in our room,

if you guys wanted to head up there.

Smooth.

You guys have any better ideas?

We know a place,

but it's off the Strip.

Yeah, it's way off the Strip.

I don't know, it might be too much

for some nice boys from the suburbs.

It's a little freaky.

Do you like freaky?

We like freaky. We've always

been into that sort of thing.

What about you?

Do you like freaky?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Hey, listen, on the radio here...

...l love this guy.

I have his records.

But do you think you could turn

it down a couple of notches...

...so we can hear ourselves?

Thank you.

Yeah.

Do you think that those girls are pros?

-What, hookers?

-No, tennis pros.

Who cares? l wanna poke them

in their vaginas with Justin's crutch.

Go check their oil with my tongue.

Know what l mean?

A little low down there?

You need a fill-up?

Hey, you know your meter's

not working, man.

You high rollers pay me 2O bucks,

I call it even.

-You sure this is right?

-l think that's it back there.

The GPS shows

it should be right here.

You see a club? I don't see a club.

All I see is a bacon factory.

What are you afraid of?

Think l'm gonna drive you to the alley...

...where my friends steal your money

and cut your heads off?

Okay, time to go.

-All right.

-Okay.

That is way off the Strip, all right.

-Are you sure this is it?

-lt's the address she gave us, man.

Those girls were right.

This place is pretty freaky.

What you want?

We're here for the party.

You on the list?

Yeah. Nikki and Kendra sent us?

So you're that deal?

What does that mean?

It means

you're gonna have a nice time.

Come on in. Down the hall.

Dude, this place feels f***ed.

I think we should go.

-What, go check out Cirque du Soleil?

-Sure.

Your vagina's hanging out.

-What?

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