Hostel: Part III Page #3

-Yeah.

-How did that get out?

-Second time.

My goodness.

Well, we're here.

Might as well see what it's all about.

"Might as well see what it's all about."

Dude, we're not going anywhere.

Oh, f***. That's me.

-F***, dude.

-lt's Amy.

You probably wanna take that.

-You're practically married.

-Guess what I do.

When I'm away from my wife, l turn off

my phone. She can't call, can't text...

...can't make me send a photo of

where l'm at because she's insecure.

-That's why your marriage sucks.

-She put on 30 pounds, so....

Amy, hey.

You said you would call

when you got to the hotel.

I know, I'm sorry.

Look, we're just walking in

somewhere, so l'm-- l gotta go.

So I'll call you

when l get back to the hotel tonight?

-Scott.

-Yeah?

Should I be worried about you?

No.

Please don't do this.

You have nothing to worry about,

okay?

I love you.

Okay.

I love you.

Guys?

Very funny.

Hello?

What the f***?

What are you doing?

Stop it! l can't f***ing breathe!

Where the f*** are you taking me?

Let me go!

What the f***?

Now, that's a bachelor party.

You f***ers!

You a**holes!

I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna kill you.

-Are you in on it?

-l had no idea.

Scott! Scott! Scott!

They won't put their clothes on.

They just won't do it.

Are you mad?

Maybe.

You guys set me up pretty good.

Hey, it's what they paid us to do.

So you're a--?

What do they call you now?

Oh, this week, "escorts."

Are you disappointed?

No.

Good.

Let's go.

Where?

The champagne room.

You are gonna get me

in so much trouble.

Hey, I'm Angela.

Hey.

I'm-- I'm Justin.

I'm sorry.

-Gotta get back to my friend.

-Sure.

Just so you know, darling,

this thing stays hard all night.

Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

Tampon.

What is wrong with your friend?

A lot.

You're too sweet for her.

So why don't you stay here?

I want you to wait for me...

...because I don't know how long

your friend's gonna be, okay?

You ready?

I just came in my pants.

That's not my wife.

Don't tell anyone. Keep a secret.

Yeah.

No. No, no. Can we--?

Can we just--?

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Slow is cool.

-We've got the room for an hour.

-Yeah.

No, no.

No. I'm just thinking

maybe we could just talk.

-Talk?

-Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like, are you from Vegas?

Is that what you wanna talk about?

No, no. It's just that....

No. It's just that....

Is--? Is this your first time?

No. I'm--

I'm getting married.

Not tonight.

Not tonight. No, not tonight.

-Please, Kendra. Kendra.

-Wait.

Just relax, okay?

Nobody's gonna know anything.

Yeah. l know, l know.

No, but look-- Look. Look, l was--

I was unfaithful last year.

All right, my fiance found out

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