Horse Feathers Page #2
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In the speakeasy...
- In a speakeasy?
Isn't that against the law, selling
football players in a speakeasy?
Two of the best players in the country
hang out there.
You suggest that I go there,
without even giving me the address?
go there, it isn't ethical.
It's not right for a college to buy
football players. - It isn't, eh?
Well, come on and we'll have a nip.
Better still, you wait here.
Anything further, Father? - "Anything
further, Father?" That can't be right.
Isn't it "Anything Father, further?"
The idea! I married
your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment with you!
"And I kept yelling since I first
commenced it:
I'm against it!"That's my proposition. How about it?
It's OK with us, Mr. Jennings, but
how are you gonna fix it?
- Don't worry, it's fixed already.
You'll be entered as Darwin students
to play in the game against Huxley.
Yeah, but how about the dough?
- Here's a little to start with.
You get the balance after the game.
With you boys playing for Darwin,
Huxley can't win. - You said it!
- Here's to dear old Darwin.
Alright boys, let's go.
Bye.
- So long.
Baravelli!
Hello?
Yes, lady, this is Baravelli,
the ice man. What do you want?
One quart of scotch,
one quart of rye.
Hold on, I see if I got 'em.
One quart of scotch.
One quart of rye.
OK, lady, I send 'em right over.
Hey, Baravelli!
What do ya want?
- Watch the door for a few minutes.
And don't let anyone in
without the password.
What is it?
- Swordfish is the password, right?
OK, I got it.
- Well, what is it? - Password.
Swordfish! Swordfish.
- Alright, swordfish!
Who are you? - I'm fine. Who are you?
- I'm fine, too. You need a password.
Well, what is the password?
- Oh no, you gotta tell me.
I tell what I do,
I give you three guesses.
It's the name of a fish.
- Is it Mary?
That's no fish!
- She isn't? She drinks like one.
Let me see. Is it sturgeon?
You crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor,
cuts you open when you sick.
You got one more chance.
- I got it. Haddock.
Funny, I gotta haddock too. - What do
you take? - Sometimes calomel...
I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
- You mean chocolate calomel. Me too.
But you no guess it.
Hey, you no understand English?
You only get in if you say swordfish.
Now, I give you one more guess.
- Swordfish... swordfish...
I think I got it. Is it swordfish?
- Ha! That's it! You guess it!
Pretty good, eh?
- Fine, you guess it...
What do you want? - To come in.
- Password? - You don't fool me!
Swordfish. - No, I got tired of that.
I changed it.
What's the password now?
- I forgot it. I better come outside.
Buddy, can you help me out?
I'd like to get a cup of coffee.
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