Horrible Bosses Page #2

Synopsis: Nick hates his boss, mostly because he's expected to work from before sunrise to after sunset and his boss, Mr. Harken, calls him out for being a minute late and blackmails him so he can't quit. Dale hates his boss, Dr. Julia Harris, because she makes unwelcome sexual advances when he's about to get married. But Dale is on that pesky list of child offenders so he can't quit. Kurt actually likes his job and his boss, well, up until his boss dies and the boss's coked-out, psychopathic son takes over. But who would be crazy enough to quit their jobs in such poor economic times? Instead Nick, Dale and Kurt drunkenly and hypothetically discuss how to kill their bosses, and before they know it, they've hired a murder consultant to help them pull off the three deeds.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Seth Gordon
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  3 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
69%
R
Year:
2011
98 min
$116,900,000
Website
2,236 Views


Nick bursts through the doors and looks at his watch. It

reads "6:
02." He looks up at a security camera with a

flashing red light, indicating he is on tape.

NICK:

F***!

DISSOLVE TO:

12 INT. NICK'S CUBICLE - LATER 12

Nick sits at his desk inputting information from a large

PILE of documents into a spreadsheet on his computer.

The clock on his computer turns to "8:00 AM."

HARKEN (O.S.)

Nick.

Nick jumps, startled. He turns to see his boss, DAVE

HARKEN, 40's, standing behind him.

NICK:

Yes?

HARKEN:

See you in my office?

4.

13 INT. HARKEN'S OFFICE - CLOSE ON A VIDEOTAPE REPLAY - 13

MOMENTS LATER:

of the lobby security camera footage on a television.

The time code at the bottom of the screen reads "6:02."

We see Nick looking up at the camera and silently

mouthing the word "F***!" The image freezes and we PULL

BACK to see Harken holding the remote. Nick stands

across from him.

HARKEN:

Here's my concern, Nick. You're a

punctual guy. You understand the

importance of getting to work on

time. So that leaves me to wonder

if there isn't something wrong

with the internal clock in our

security system. What do you

think?

NICK:

I don't know, Mr. Harken. I might

have been a minute late.

HARKEN:

Two minutes according to this. So

either you're a liar -- which I

know you're not -- or our system

is off by a full minute. And if

that's the case, I have no choice

but to dismiss Thomas, our

longtime security coordinator.

NICK:

Okay, I might have been two

minutes late.

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Michael Markowitz

Michael Markowitz (born August 15, 1961) is a writer, producer, and actor who began his comedy career in The Mee-Ow Show, an improv group at Northwestern University. Some projects he has worked on include Duckman, Becker, and the films Horrible Bosses, Horrible Bosses 2 and Boob Job. He has collaborated several times in the past with Jason Alexander. As an actor, he appeared in the films The Flamingo Kid and Last Resort, and the TV shows Becker and World Cup Comedy. more…

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