Hooligan Escape The Russian Job Page #3

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This is not good for you.

Dimitry is the only

one that can command

the doors to be opened.

We are all captives here.

Good enough.

Where is this service hatch?

Ask him.

All right Ed, what are

we gonna do about Davie?

Well, we can't take

him with us now, can we?

We can't just leave him here?

Yes, we can just

leave him here.

This is f***ed up.

There must be another

way out of this.

Listen to Ed.

I'm good.

Well, let's just stand

around here moping about.

Yeah all right, point taken.

But, why not we just hold on

for just one second, yeah?

Hold on, what Jeff?

Come on.

Follow me.

Listen, can't we just wait

for this Dimitry character

to show up, and when he

opens the door, we just jump

the bastard?

Guards with guns, Jeff.

You saw what happened to Davie.

Yeah, but I don't see

why we should have to run

and hide.

We ain't done f*** all wrong.

I don't think these lot care

too much about that, Jeff.

We've got a corrupt copper

and a Russian mentalist

so far in the middle of

f***ing we don't know where.

And, I, for one, don't

fancy using this thing

against a bunch of Russians

with tactical gear.

But, go ahead.

Now this Dimitry has

clearly made this door

a bottle neck, so we're

gonna have to find

another way out.

But, if you want to Butch

and Sundance it, mate,

be my guest.

Come on.

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

(Boris choking)

(ominous music)

Too soon for a joke?

Why, go on.

It's not about Davie,

may he rest in peace.

He'd have ended up in

prison soon enough anyway.

But, he'd still

be alive at least,

and that would've

been his choice.

We're in this

mess because of him.

[Vince] We're in this

mess because you started

that fight back in France.

What you on about,

you f***ing diff?

They ain't the same

f***ing Russians.

There's more than one

d*ckhead bunch of Russians.

You don't know that.

They could be the same.

Shut up you idiots.

So, what's the joke?

What's this tunnel and

Vince's mom got in common?

They've both had four geezers

stuck inside 'em at once.

(laughing)

Again, with the mom jokes.

Give it a rest,

you f***ing retard.

That's what she f***ing said.

(laughing)

No time for short jokes.

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Guard] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

[Guard] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(PA squealing)

[Agent 58] English,

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