Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil Page #2

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in the path of a motorcycle

# Got knocked off a cliff

into quite a pickle

- I'm uninsured!

- # And onto a branch

# And a pointy rock

# And an angry rock climber

Aah! Why?!

# And a beaver

# And another beaver #

You have the right to a fairy godmother.

If you do not have a fairy godmother,

one will be provided for you. Whoa!

You have the right

to get some flying lessons.

Don't lose them. Now turn right.

Your other right!

Your other other right!

Stay low, stay low!

Mammals.

There they are, there they are!

There they go, you passed them.

You passed them!

Why did you pass them?

Calm down. You got the metabolic rate

of a hummingbird.

I've got me a foolproof

Granny rescue plan.

Twitchy, do you think you could handle

a bike like this?

No, no, bad idea!

I can't reach the pedals!

Be seeing you, little buddy.

Yippie-yi-ki-yay!

OK, I can taste my own butt.

Saw that coming.

Oh, look! Your doggie's

trying to save you!

Don't worry, Granny, I got ya!

- No, Wolf, don't! It's a trap!

- I got ya, I got ya.

- Oh! OK, I don't got ya.

- We need help. Get Red!

- She'll know what to do!

- Hey, I'm handling this rescue!

- Everything's under control!

- You can't do it alone!

Hey! I'm alive!

- You almost saved her.

- I got served.

This whole thing is my fault.

None of this would have happened if...

- If Red were here?

- Well, she's not here, is she?

Nicky Flippers' little superstar is

far, far... far away.

Far, far, far... far away.

Far... far away.

- Yeah, yeah, I get it!

- Just saying it's quite a ways.

Uh... Hi.

So you think you can deliver

that basket of goodies

across my bridge, do you?

Uh-huh.

Oh, no, no, no! You did not

just say that. I did not hear that!

There ain't no way my bridge is being

crossed by some muffin-delivering,

red-hood-wearing,

fairy-tale-clich, little girl.

Get up outta here!

Bring it.

I'm about to get you!

Oh!

Hey!

Oh!

- No, no, no!

- See? I told you!

I win again. It's 'cause I'm so evil.

Mm! I even taste evil. Ooh!

I taste just like chicken.

Chicken and evil! I'm gonna do

my little evil chicken dance.

Huh?

Hello! Is the fight over?

Did you mean to jump off the bridge?

Huh?

Bye-bye.

Ooh! That's cheating!

That is so cheating!

You running 'cause you know

you can't beat me!

Your granny never would've run away

like a scared little chicken girl!

- What did you just say?

- You heard me.

I said your granny

would be ashamed of you,

'cause you running like a teeny, tiny,

helpless, little girl!

Oh, muffins.

Oh! Ow!

- Take that! And that!

- Was it something I said?

Ooh! That's my corn! Aah!

I kinda like that.

Enough!

Check, please.

The test is over.

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