Honig im Kopf Page #2

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- Sure.

- Grandpa?

'Yes?

Why have you got all your food

in the bookcase?

There was no space left

in the dishwasher.

Looking for something?

- The cleaning lady.

- I fired her.

- Why?

- She was stealing.

What?

Your sister's jewelry.

I don't have a sister.

But you always wanted one, didn't you?

It's all right here.

Margarethe!

Isn't she gorgeous?

All the boys were chasing her.

Every one of them wanted to...

but it was me that she...

I mean...

- She wanted to with me.

- You took that to the police.

- Why?

- I was hoping you could tell me that.

I suppose I wanted to boast a bit.

Good God!

How was it?

- What?

- In the police car.

Oh, yes.

It was worthwhile.

See.

- There's no way that's real.

- Oh yeah?

Just watch.

Front sight, rear sight...

Now that's loud!

Yeah!

Have you lost it?

Where did you get this?

Definitely not from Best Buy.

Dad, how about coming to live with us?

That shouldn't be a problem.

If you need me around.

But only if I can take

some of my fur... fur...

Um... furry friends with me.

One, two, three, four, five.

A three and I've won again.

Amandus?

I'm contemplating my next move.

We're not playing chess.

Mom, let him!

Okay, fine.

Go ahead and contemplate your next move.

If I move to the left here,

they'll cut me off from behind.

That wouldn't be smart.

That wouldn't be a smart move at all.

But you've got a clear run ahead of you

if you go this way.

- You think?

- Look.

You can't go this way,

you said that yourself.

And if you go here you run the risk of...

an ambush.

But here, you'll be in the clear!

Thanks.

A six.

A six!

One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven...

There.

You rolled a six, not a ten.

- Are you nuts?

- We play by the rules.

Who wants to play

by Grandpa's rules?

Not a scratch.

You can unload it here and take it in.

- Take it in?

- Fantastic!

Is this "Candid Camera"?

Niko, we never agreed to this.

We said what was dear to him,

not all his old junk!

- Now that does it! A fridge!

-It's his bookcase now.

Niko, all this garbage

totally clashes with our decor.

- This isn't a junk room!

- Come on.

His stuffs important to him.

- He's happy.

- That's what counts.

I need a Jgermeister now.

- Watch it, hobbit!

- You watch it!

You're all arms and no brains! Sh*t!

- The fridge goes in the bathroom.

- No, Amandus! Stop!

You either put that stuff in the barn,

or in your room, and I mean all of it!

Move out, fellas!

Here. We forgot to unload this.

Here you are.

Now it's all back!

Good.

Now, you're a real looker.

Amandus, could you pass me the bread?

Amandus?

The bread?

The bread?

What about it?

Thanks, but I asked your dad.

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