Honeymoon Page #2

security on the water.

Here.

You tied it, right?

Tied what?

The anchor.

You tied the rope

before you dropped it?

Didn't you just tell me

to drop it in?

You're good at that.

12 years of Girl Scouts.

Last one in the

water's a rotten egg.

What are you talking about?

Well, if you're afraid,

you can just stay

in the boat like a baby.

I'm not

afraid of the lake.

Fine.

Hmm.

Take off your shirt.

All right.

No. No, this...

Heh. No.

Why not? Come on.

No.

Ah, I'm sorry.

I seem to remember someone saying,

"Oh, and it's gonna

be just before summer,

"so we're totally gonna have

the whole lake to ourselves,

and there'll be

no one around..."

Yeah.

And, uh, oh, sh*t,

yep. No one around.

Hello!

Yeah, looks like

no one's around.

Yeah, well,

I-I'll take this under consideration.

Okay?

What?

Oh, it's so cold.

It's freezing.

Freezing?

I thought

something had snapped...

"Oh, my goodness!"

"Oh, my goodness"?

Oh, my God,

did your womb get cold?

Heh. No,

but it did freeze

my big, giant...

balls.

No, Paul.

No.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

Oh, no.

No, Paul. No, no.

1...

No, no, no!

2...

3!

Mm.

I really wanted to go

swimming with you.

I really wanted to go

skinny-dipping with you.

I'm hungry.

Oh, weird.

I feel kind of full.

You're a dirty girl.

You are a dirty girl

who deserves...

to be punished.

Paul.

Paul, stop.

Stop.

This it?

Catchy name.

Yeah.

Their specialty is food.

Last one there is a rotten egg.

F***.

They even open?

They should be.

We're closed.

W-We're closed!

Yeah, okay, buddy.

We got it.

We're leaving.

Trixie?

Trixie, it's me.

Heh.

It's Will.

Holy...

Will.

My God, I haven't

seen you in forever.

Wow.

Uh, yeah.

Will.

God, you look...

Merci. Merci.

This is my... Paul,

my husband Paul.

Hey.

I've been building up the

maple beans here for years.

When did you start working here?

Uh, actually, it's my wife,

uh, Annie's family's place.

Annie's family owns it.

Ah. That's great.

Heh.

Yeah.

Sorry about that before.

Mm.

Everything's broken around here.

Still wearing

this old thing, huh?

Oh, yeah, despite

Annie's best efforts.

She'll have to pry it

off my cold, dead head.

Oh,

Will used to be a great hockey player.

Hey, still am.

That's the one with

the ice skates, right?

Well, uh,

let me see if I can rustle us up some grub.

Annie.

You should leave.

They're leaving.

You should leave.

They're leaving.

Annie's not feeling so well.

Not quite yourself today,

are you, Annie?

Well, let me

go grab those beans,

maybe some cheese curds

for old time's sake.

Can't believe you're here.

There's that smile.

Your husband is waking up early

to catch his wifey

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