Home On The Range Page #2

-And if you're not...

l guess

l'll just have to sit on you.

Mom!

Hey, l'm only kidding!

Say, what is this you've got

jammed up in your ear?

Whoa!

Here, have an apple, kid.

Don't go near any luaus, though.

Wait a minute.

l got somethin' stuck in my ear.

This one's for me.

[Burp]

Ahh! That was good.

ALL:
Awesome!

Do it again! Do it again!

Come on, come on!

Do it again! Do it again!

DlLLON:

Oh! That's so cool!

Maggie's some fun, isn't she?

Ohh.

Teaching pigs to throw food.

As if they weren't

sloppy enough.

l'm goin' long!

Heh heh heh.

Ohh!

[Burp]

[All burping]

Whoa! Whoa!

Dagnabit, Buck, slow down!

MAGGlE:
OK, who's up for a game

of tin-can tag?

Hey!

That can is a family heirloom.

Whoever wins is gettin'

a free tetanus shot! OK?

BUCK:

Superstar comin' through!

ALL:
Awesome!

-No autographs, please.

-l got your autograph, pal! Ow!

Who's the hotshot?

-Oh, it's Buck.

-Puh! City slicker.

SHERlFF:
Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

Dagnabit, Buck!

Take it easy.

This ain't no rodeo.

Why, good morning, Sam.

Heh heh.

ls that ornery horse

gettin' away from you again?

Oh, uh, howdy, Pearl.

l came out to bring you

another bank notice.

This one'll be the last.

You know, every time

l get a weak harvest...

they send me

one of these here notices.

They'll get their money

soon enough.

SHERlFF:
lt's a whole new

shootin' match now, Pearl.

The bank's callin' in

everybody's debt.

They're losin' money

somethin' fierce...

with all the cattlemen

goin' under.

l'm tellin' you, if they don't

get their money in three days...

they're gonna auction off

Patch of Heaven.

What?

[Gasps] No.

But...they can't take my place.

Why, l've been here

through twisters, blizzards.

Sam, uh...

Sam, this is my home.

l'm sorry, Pearl.

l'm truly sorry.

Yeah, well...

''sorry''

just ain't gonna save my farm.

Well, Buck,

l hope you're proud of yourself.

As a matter of fact, l am.

Thank you for checking.

You know, Pearl,

it don't have to be this way.

You've got the best livestock

in the county.

All you gotta do...

is just sell off

a few of these critters--

Stop right there, Sam.

They're family.

You don't sell family.

Ho-ho-hold your horses, Pearl.

Now you get,

before l start using words...

no good woman should ever use.

-Don't bust your gusset, woman!

-Go on, Sam!

lt is still my property!

Now get!

l said, get!

l was just tryin' to help!

Oh. Oh.

That sure took the starch

right out of me.

[Sighs]

PEARL:
l am sorry, girls.

l'm just plum out of ideas.

[Somber music playing]

Well, l think we all know

what happens now.

Well, l think we all know

what happens now.

-Uh, Jeb, don't start.

-Now we all get eaten.

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