Hollywood Sex Wars

Synopsis: Max (Dominique Purdy), Aaron (Richard Blair) and Glen (Nicholas Cooper) have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash (Mario Diaz) who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy (Jenae Alt) and Little Wendy (Eli Jane) pick up on Johnny's tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Paul Sapiano
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
 
IMDB:
3.3
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
96 min
Website
798 Views


AND ANY TIME ONE OF US

MEETS A GUY,

WE PUT ALL HIS INFORMATION

IN THERE.

OKAY, BUT WHAT FOR?

WE USED TO BE:

JUST LIKE YOU TWO--

YOUNG AND INNOCENT.

RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE PREY

FOR GUYS LIKE HIM.

HE DOESN'T CARE

'CAUSE THERE'S

SO MANY GIRLS IN HOLLYWOOD,

THERE'S NO ACCOUNTABILITY.

BUT ORGANIZED:

AND TOGETHER,

IDIOTS LIKE HIM,

THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

SO IT'S LIKE A TRADE UNION

FOR HOT CHICKS?

WE GOT A SMART ONE HERE,

WENDY.

EXACTLY.

GIVE IT A TRY.

GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW

AND DO A DOUBLE ACT.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

GO AHEAD, GO.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, BRO?

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT CHICK?

DUDE, SHE WAS FINE.

OHH. YEAH, MAN,

I WAS OUTSIDE WITH HER

AND HER FRIEND, RIGHT?

OH, NO, THE BUSTED ONE?

YEAH, YEAH,

THE BUSTED ONE.

AND, UM, YOU KNOW,

SHE WAS GETTING A TEX FROM SOME DUDE,

AND THEN SHE JUS BROKE OUT,

AND I WAS THERE:

WITH THE FRIEND,

AND SHE SAID SHE LIVED

AROUND THE CORNER,

AND I WAS...

REALLY?

YEAH, MAN, I WAS

TORE UP DRUNK, MAN.

I SAID F*CK IT.

YEAH, MAN, I MEAN,

SHE DID HAVE NICE TITS,

THOUGH.

BRO, WE HAVE GO TO DO BETTER.

( belches )

HEY, BRO, WHEN YOU

TAKE THINGIE HOME,

CAN YOU TAKE:

THIS ONE HOME, TOO?

MAYBE HIT A DRIVE-THRU.

OH, YEAH, MAN, I GOT YOU,

BUT WE LEAVING NOW.

OH, HEY,

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HOPE EVERYTHING:

WORKS OUT OKAY.

HEY.

HI.

YEAH, MAN, I GOTTA

TAKE THESE HOS HOME,

MAN.

AW, SHIT!

THAT'S MY NEIGHBOR,

JOHNNY EYELASH,

COMING HOME:

WITH TWO BOMB CHICKS

RIGHT NOW.

HE GOT MORE GAME

THAN A PHEASANT HUNT.

LET'S GO.

HE GONNA CLOWN ME

WHEN HE SEES ME:

WITH THESE GIRLS.

COOL OUT. SQUEEZE THAT.

WE GONNA GO IN A SECOND.

YOU'VE SEEN THE ASS,

NOW FLASH THE CASH.

FOUR TITTIES:

AND THE PRICE OF ONE.

DIG DEEP, GENTLEMEN,

DIG REAL DEEP.

?

? CAN YOU DO IT?

? DO I

? CAN YOU DO IT?

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