Hollywood Sex Wars Page #2
? DO I
A MINUTE AGO.
YEAH.
WHAT'S ALL THIS
CLOWNING BUSINESS?
HEY, MAN,
BACK, MAN.
OR YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE?
OR I CAN PULL:
THE F***ING FIRE ALARM
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
WOULD YOU ALL:
CHILL OUT?
RELAX, MAN.
YOU ALL AIN'T GO NOWHERE TO BE?
( screaming )
OH, MY GOD!
WE GOT TWENTIES!
ME TOO!
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
T.O.B.?
AND YOU'LL SEE.
OKAY.
MY HEAD HURTS.
I'M REALLY HUNGRY.
TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
WHOA, THOSE CHICKS
ARE BUSTED.
TO THE PHRASE:
"WALK OF SHAME," HUH?
HEY, LADIES.
YEAH.
MAX.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HUH, LOVERBOY?
YEAH.
HEY, LATER, MAN.
HERE, UH,
THIS GET YOU, UM,
WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING.
FIVE BUCKS? REALLY?
YEAH. UH, OKAY.
HOW ABOUT THIS? HERE.
VIENNA SAUSAGES?
REALLY?
UM, YEAH.
THEY'RE NON-PERISHABLE.
NO, NO,
I JUST MEAN--
F*** YOU!
ALL RIGHT.
UH, EMAIL ME.
( door slams )
( horn honks )
WHOO!
( indistinct singing )
F*** YOU GUYS!
A**HOLES!
WHAT THE F***'S UP
WHY YOU ALWAYS TALKING ABOU MY SH*T, MAN? JUST TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER.
OH, ANYWAY, SO,
THESE TWO CHICKS
COME IN, RIGHT?
F***IN' SMOKIN'.
AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
I'M BUSY, BUT...
HOW CAN I RESIST?
I'VE BEEN CHUMPED.
LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO
LIKE THEY'RE NO REALLY INTO ME,
LIKE THEY'RE PRETENDING.
YEAH.
SO, LATER,
I'M PRINTING UP
THE T-SHIRTS,
IT ALL STARTS:
TO MAKE SENSE.
TO BE SELF-EVIDEN
THAT ALL MEN:
ARE CREATED A**HOLES"?
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THEY
MAN-HATING CLUBS?
OH, MY GOD!
OH, GEE!
JESUS,
YOU'RE GOING!
MAN,
I'M SO SORRY, BROTHER.
ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?
NO, I'M NOT OKAY.
( sniffs )
I GOT YOU.
WE COOL?
WHAT IS THIS,
ARE YOU KIDDING?
AN AMBULANCE?
THE AUTHORITIES.
THAT'S NEARLY
HALF AN OUNCE.
COME ON, MAN,
WHAT CAN I DO?
DO ME A FAVOR...
EVEN HOW HE GE SOME OF THOSE CHICKS.
YEAH, I'M DOWN.
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