Hits Page #2

on the cover.

She got a letter published,

like, congratulating them

on their coverage

of the Bristol Palin story.

It has her name,

the town of Liberty, all that.

People magazine!

Pretty cool.

I mean, I guess that's cool.

Where'd you get that case?

I really want one.

It's so cool.

I got it from Etsy.

Who's that?

Shut up, you mean

you've never heard of Etsy?

Oh, the Jewish girl

from the canoe rental place?

No, it's a website, Etsy.

It's a crafts website.

Oh, my god!

You're gonna freak.

Actually, I was just

about to buy

this super cute hand-knit

baby sweater hoodie thing.

Look.

Another f***ing baby shower.

It's, like,

my fifth this summer.

Oh, my god!

That is so cute.

Right?

It says, "Property of no one.

I am a human being;

I am not property."

Which is perfect, 'cause of

Courtney's trial and all.

Uh-huh.

This lady in Brooklyn

makes them.

How is it vegan?

Oh, hey, just got another order

for the feminist theory onesie.

Oh, cool,

it's shipping to Park Slope?

No, Upstate.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Huh.

Yeah... oh, FYI,

I'm down to the last batch

of boxes, Honey.

Oh, I know, I'm on it.

By the way, Baby,

it won't be long before

I don't need to rely

on the mill anymore at all,

because I'm getting

really super good

at the wood pulp processing part

myself.

That would be so great.

I know, freedom.

Yeah.

I think it's Bennie.

Let me check.

Oh, little Bennie.

Bennie.

Hey, Bennie, come on in.

Hi, Bennie, how's it going?

Did you get here safe?

Yeah, all good, all good.

How's biz?

Oh, you know, it's good.

It's pretty sweet, you know?

Yeah, it's really good.

Yeah, good.

Do you want some sun tea?

No, no, no, I really cannot.

Oh, okay.

So, all good?

- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, you need to get that?

No, no, it's fine.

It's fine.

Good, how's the box thing

you wanted to do?

Oh, you know, it's good.

I'm really, like,

mentally, like, fit,

but, like, I think

just distressing

that people don't care

about homemade,

hand-crafted cardboard boxes,

you know?

It's a beautiful process.

Oh, you need money.

Yeah.

Great, oh, yeah.

- There you go.

- Thank you.

Sweet,

so this is the Devastator.

I'm all out

of Crimson Nightshade,

but this is really similar.

Oh... um...

It is really similar.

It's, like, maybe

a bit more of an up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no.

Sure, sure, sure.

It's just that

Crimson Nightshade

is, like, my special weed.

Well, you know, this is

pretty much the same thing.

I mean, I got

President's Choice.

I got Queen Latina,

Young Philosopher.

Corduroy Pillows,

They're Making Headlines,

Black History Month.

It's all, like, you know,

pretty mellow body-high stuff.

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