Hit and Run

Synopsis: HIT AND RUN is a comedy about a young couple ('Kristen Bell' and 'Dax Shepard') that risks it all when they leave their small town life and embark on a road trip that may lead them towards the opportunity of a lifetime. Their fast-paced road trip grows awkwardly complicated and hilarious when they are chased by a friend from the past ('Bradley Cooper'), a federal marshal ('Tom Arnold') and a band of misfits.
Production: Open Road Films
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
50
Rotten Tomatoes:
49%
R
Year:
2012
100 min
$13,600,000
Website
11 Views

You blew her window out!

You've got to be

more careful than that!

Would you shut the f*ck up?

I'm trying to explain to this

lady what happened!

Hey! Why don't you

explain to me, man?

It's my yard

you're driving through!

You're assaulting

a minivan with a firearm?

Jesus, Randy!

I had a f*cking accident!

Okay? I had

a f*cking accident!

All right? I'm embarrassed!

Okay? Are you happy?

I spilt my coffee

all over me!

Listen, I didn't know

you spilt your coffee, okay?

Yeah, it spilt on

my shirt and on my pants!

I'm sorry.

Listen, it's all right.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I think so.

So you spilt your coffee?

Yeah. I spilled it on

my shirt and on my pants.

And then you fell

out of your van?

Or were you

firing first and

then you fell out?

I don't want to

talk about it out here.

Okay.

Okay.

You want to come inside?

Get me out

of this yard, man!

You were really

firing that gun, man.

Okay. Next subject.

Hi, Annie. Take a seat.

I'm just finishing this up.

Thanks.

Oh, take your time.

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

What's that?

Uh, I was just taking

a couple of deep breaths.

Someone recommended

I try it when I'm nervous.

You know what else works?

Xanax. Oh. It's so good.

All benzos, really.

But that one works

extremely well.

Very fast-acting.

Huh? I never take Xanax.

Well, you should

really try it.

If you mix it with

wine or beer it sort of

supercharges it.

I should try that.

Why are you nervous?

I know,

you know, it's the

end of the semester

and I also know

there's budgetary issues.

And that you have to

let a few professors go.

And so when I got

the note in my box,

I think I just

assumed the worst.

Would you be afraid

to get fired if your job

was to clean the floor

at one of those

coin-operated

jack-off booths?

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Dax Shepard

Daximus ‘Dax’ Randall Shepard (born January 2, 1975) is an American actor, writer and director. He is best known for his work in the feature films Without a Paddle (2004), Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005), Employee of the Month (2006), Idiocracy (2006), Let's Go to Prison (2006), Hit and Run (2012), and CHiPs (2017), the last pair of which he also wrote and directed, and the MTV practical joke reality series Punk'd (2003). He portrayed Crosby Braverman in the NBC comedy-drama series Parenthood from 2010 to 2015. more…

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