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It's directly delivered to VIPs.

Manish Malhotra's,

latest Bridal Collection, first copy.

Manish Malhotra!

If anyone looks better

than the bride

then he will quit designing.

Show us some more in this style.

If you see a couple more,

you'll want to get

married a couple of times more.

Lolz!

Get me that traditional wear.

Now this - heavy veil, traditional.

One look from

the groom's parents and

their hearts will melt.

This one with

backless blouse - very modern.

Once the groom lays eyes

on you, he won't be able to look away.

This is traditional and

this is modern.

Traditional! Modern!

The phone's ringing.

Get it.

Mum, he makes both sound great.

How about I show you another one?

I don't know which one to buy.

It's the Goddess calling.

Hold this.

Hello, yeah, I am out of here.

On the way. On the way.

Yeah.

Leaving?

- Are you leaving?

- I have to go.

But, you're leaving your customer.

It says right there, 'Customer is God'.

Customer 'is' God but,

wife is the supreme being.

"Let's go, your beloved is calling."

First, you apply the

mosquito repellent and

then you can go out and play.

But madam,

there are no mosquitoes anymore.

Mosquitoes are not

seasonal like mangoes.

I still hear news of people

suffering from dengue and malaria.

Those are from the previous season,

who haven't been treated, yet.

I see you're quite well informed.

I think you should quit as a maid

and try the Health Ministry, instead.

Mom, it's too sticky.

Pia, don't come complaining

to me when you get a sunburn.

This is an umbrella for your

skin, dear.

Didn't we see that commercial?

Come on, good girl!

One second.

Here you go, this will protect

you from any head injury.

Mom, I can't move!

I can't move. You'll

catch a cold, otherwise.

Madam, how's she going

to play if she's dressed like a robot?

She looks like an astronaut

preparing to go to the moon.

I'll show you, how.

Come on, come with me.

Come, come, come.

Now, that's clean.

Come.

Come, Pia.

Come, come, come.

Did you get hurt?

- Now you know how it's done?

- Yes, madam.

I am going out with sir.

So, give Pia a small

snack at 3:
15 and

give her a bath at 4:15

- with hot and cold water, mixed.

- Yeah.

Don't leave her hair wet and

remember to switch

off the fan and AC first.

Yes, also-

show her Zugululu on Chuchu TV.

But, don't let her watch

for more than 30 minutes.

Or her eyesight will become weak.

- Will you remember everything?

- Yes, madam.

What did I say?

Mitho, you are taking me for a drive

whereas I should be at the shop right now.

We're not going for a drive,

we're going to select a school for Pia.

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