Hills Have Eyes Page #2

it's not on the map,

but if you...

take a left at the dirt road,

couple miles from here...

- Uh-huh.

- It'll lead you through the hills.

Probably save you

a couple of hours.

Can't miss it.

Uh, there's an old fence right in front.

Well, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Old fence, dirt road,

two miles.

Mm-hmm.

You have a safe trip.

Thank you.

##[Bob Singing]

[Brenda]

Dad, I hate your singing.

##[Bob, Mom Singing]

[Lynn]

Guys, no.

- Stop!

- [Bob] Imagine the first people

to cross this desert.

They didn't know

where they were.

- [Brenda] Yeah, I can, because neither do we.

- Brenda, the road is here.

It exists.

It's got to go somewhere.

Besides, look how beautiful it is.

Look at the light on the rocks.

It's gorgeous.

- This is so f***ed!

- [Mom] Excuse me?

- Watch your language, young lady.

- [Bob Laughing]

I would like

a little backup here.

- This is such bullshit.

- Hey, watch your f***ing mouth!

Can we just calm down here?

We're all a little tired, okay?

Yeah, Mom. Didn't you grow up in the '60s?

Why are you so uptight?

Your mom didn't

used to be uptight.

- She was a little hippie chick.

- No.

You should have seen her when she was

your age. She was a little hottie.

- Dad.

- Stop that.

[Doug] Driving through the New Mexico desert

in the middle of summer...

with a broken air conditioner.

Great vacation.

[Bobby] I'm glad you came because

I would have been so f***ing bored otherwise.

- ##[Stereo:
Hard Rock]

- Yeah. So bored.

[Hinges Squeaking]

Oh. Give up on that, man.

I tried for an hour and a half.

Thing's ancient.

Wiring's medieval.

Needs to be replaced.

- There.

- [Air Conditioner Humming]

There.

It's just the, uh, thermostat.

It's disconnected.

Anyway, at least

we can breathe now.

Hey, I thought you quit smoking.

- Does my sister know?

- Hey, man.

- F*** your sister.

- [Chuckles]

You know, uh, Big Bob'd

get pretty pissed off...

if he found out you were smoking

in his newly renovated '88 Airstream.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

Well, f*** Big Bob too.

Here. Want one?

Go ahead.

Uh-uh.

Your sister would cut my nuts off

if you start smoking.

I think she did that

a long time ago.

- I think you're right.

- [Chuckles]

I think we're somewhere

on this blue road.

[Lynn] Mom, we're not on the blue road

or any other road.

The guy said it wasn't

on the map, remember?

- [Lynn Screams]

- [Mom] Oh, my God!

Jesus! Hang on!

Watch the baby!

[Man Growls]

Honey? Where's the baby?

- She's right here.

- Is she okay?

- She's fine. She's fine.

- What the hell happened?

- The heat must have caused a blowout.

- Are you okay?

- Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just a little scared.

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