Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie Page #2

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go to San Lorenzo,

and find your lost parents.

- Yeah, but the prize isn't

a free trip for me

to go looking for them.

- True, but how can you not

try to find your lost parents,

especially since you've got

your best friend to help?

- [laughs]

Okay.

Let's win this contest.

- And get you some answers.

It'll be our secret.

Now we just got to do something

humanitarian.

- [humming] Monkeyman.

- I know.

Let's build a habitat

for Monkeyman,

right here on the river.

- You're a bold kid, Arnold.

- Hey!

[seagull screeches]

- Where once was

a dirty urban riverbank,

we've provided a comfortable

floating dwelling for one,

as well as a habitat

for the local bird life.

- Monkeyman!

- Great, Arnold.

Now I just shoot

some more angles

of our awesome

completed habitat.

- I was hoarding that!

- My tire collection!

- I'm taking it all back!

- Thief! Thief!

- They took my stuff!

- That bird's my lunch!

- No!

[all yelling]

- Oh...

- [stammering]

Monkeyman...

- Hey, Arnold,

where are you going?

- That was my last chance

to find my parents.

[child laughing]

[camera shutter snaps]

[Abner squeals]

[baby giggling]

- [cackling]

- Monkeyman!

all:
Monkeyman!

- Give me the leg.

I like the dark meat.

- Hey, sheesh, Arnoldo.

Watch it.

Stop crashing into me.

So, taking a walk

and thinking about

how you've completely flopped

so far

in winning

the San Lorenzo contest?

Ha. This just in:

you equals failure.

- [squealing]

- Actually, I was just kind of

thinking about my life,

and how I haven't

seen my parents

since I was a baby.

I wish I could see them again.

- Well, I--

that's news.

I mean, if you wanted

to talk about...

[stuttering]

F...

[exhales]

F...

feelings...

- [angry squealing]

- Sorry, Helga,

I think Abner's

got to do a number two.

See you.

Come on, Abner.

[Abner squeals]

- [groans]

Thwarted by a dirty,

imbecilic pig.

All I wanted to do

is tell that stupid Arnold...

[romantic music]

That I'm here for him.

I'm listening.

I'm remembering

everything he says.

Every deep thought,

every soul-searching utterance,

yes, even every hem and haw!

Arnold,

I've tried to tell you,

but you've yet to show me

that you've noticed,

that you have feelings too,

so I resort to

what I do best:

being scorchingly mean!

[playful music]

Ow! Okay!

I'll be kind...

[sighs]

And understanding, and...

- [wheezy breathing]

[glasses shatter]

[splashes]

- Aha! If I help Arnold

win that trip

to that crazy San Lorenzo

and help him uncover

the mystery

of his long-lost parents,

maybe even find

the lost losers,

then Arnold will be

eternally grateful

and might even

return my love!

It's win-win!

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