Here Comes The Boom

Synopsis: A high school biology teacher looks to become a successful mixed-martial arts fighter in an effort to raise money to prevent extra-curricular activities from being axed at his cash-strapped school.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Frank Coraci
Production: Sony/Columbia Pictures
  3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

Oh, you went low.

Okay. All right.

Wow. And thanks

for the bus duty, doing that.

I really appreciate it.

You want the vest on the chair

or just go with the... I'm

going to go with the desk.

I'm just going to put

it on the desk, okay?

Baby! We're having a baby!


Can we take our seats, people?

Come on in.

We're about to begin.

Please take your seats.

You believe this guy?

All right, we're sitting.

Plenty of seats.

Come on in.

How much food do you think

is stuck in that beard?

I don't know, but I can

see corn from here.

Oh, yeah. You dip that beard

in hot water, you got ramen.

Hey, Bella. You know, I waited

for you for like three hours.

You waited? Where?

The bowling alley.

We had a date.

No, we didn't.

You asked me, and I said no.

No, it went... I said, "If

you want to go, just say no,

and we'll both know

it's code for yes."

You didn't really go, did you?

I did.

I waited for two hours.

You said three.

Yeah, but, you know,

actually, it's pretty hard

to see your watch

when you've been crying.

Okay, giving you

one last chance here.

You've already given me

How about this?

I swing by...



Thank you, everyone.

As several of you already know,

Wilkinson High School

has been operating

at a budget deficit

for several years.

Assistant Principal Elkins

and I have already conferred

with your union to try

to minimize the impact

on the classrooms,

but, unfortunately,

I have to make

some serious cuts.

Starting immediately, we'll

be freezing all supplies,

and, unfortunately, we have to roll

back to last year's pay scales.

Joke's on him. I didn't get

a raise this year anyway.

Me, either.

Also, despite best efforts,

we are cutting all

extracurricular activities,

which includes the debate club,

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Allan Loeb

Allan Loeb (born July 25, 1969) is an American screenwriter and film and television producer. He wrote the 2007 film Things We Lost in the Fire and created the 2008 television series New Amsterdam. He wrote the film drama 21, which also was released in 2008. Among his other credits, he wrote and produced The Switch (2010). He also co-wrote Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010), and wrote The Dilemma (2011), and Just Go with It (2011). He performed a rewrite for the musical Rock of Ages (2012), and the mixed martial arts comedy Here Comes the Boom (2012). more…

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