Here Come the Co-eds Page #4

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destroyed! Get rid of them, Johnson.

- Right.

- Give me those!

Johnson, show your

new assistants to their quarters.

Assistants, huh?

We'll have no more of your cheap

publicity tricks here, Miss McCarthy!

- You won't have...

- Will you show Miss McCarthy to the dormitory?

Yes, indeed.

This way, Miss McCarthy.

And as for you,

young man...

Suppose we hold our discussions

in my office?

- Very well.

- This way, Mr. Kirkland.

Hello, chubby.

Excuse me, you dropped

your handkerchief.

Get dirty.

Better pick it up.

Hi, pudgy.

Excuse me.

Look,

no flirting around here.

If you pick up a girl's

handkerchief, you're fired.

Hey, you're too rough.

Hello, butterball.

You're new here, aren't you?

My name's Patty.

What's yours?

Never mind, you can

tell me some other time.

See you later.

She's cute.

As head of the Board of Regents,

I demand that our sacred

traditions must be upheld.

Our old methods, our tried

and proven methods...

Are antiquated, and the condition

of Bixby when I took over proves it.

Not one modern course,

not one up-to-date method.

Not one-fourth the enrollment

needed to meet expenses.

And may I ask

who has met those expenses?

Who has carried overdue

mortgages for 20 years?

You have.

But if you'd just let me

make this a real school...

Bixby was good enough

for my mother.

And her mother.

And her mother's mother,

and her mother's mother's mother!

Come on.

This is

the caretaker's quarters.

You should get a caretaker

to take care of it.

That's just

what you're for.

- Get busy and clean up.

- Okay.

- Come on, get busy.

- Hey, you.

There's only one reason

why I don't punch you in the nose,

and that's because

I'm bigger than you are.

I'm bigger than you are.

That's a better reason.

Get to it!

Now get busy.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

- Broom.

- Go ahead. Here.

What a mess.

Ahh! Not in there.

Put it in the wastepaper basket.

Hey, Slats.

What?

Hold that.

Hold it easy.

What are you doing?

Thank you, again.

What are you doing?

The man said clean up

the place, didn't he?

I'll clean this room up.

You come here.

You go in the kitchen

and wash the dishes.

Why don't I take the dishes and

throw them in the spare room?

- Go in the kitchen! Wash the dishes.

- All right!

Go ahead in there.

What are you doing?

What are you doing now?

Go into the kitchen

and wash the dishes.

Go ahead.

Slats! Slats! Slats!

- What are you doing? What are you doing now?

- Get me out! Get me out!

There you are.

What are you doing in there?

Get out of there. Get out of that.

If you want to wash your face, why

don't you use the sink over there?

- I mean, after all...

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