Her Best Move Page #2

You know, we're having auditions

for the spring performance this afternoon.

- You should try out.

- Really? That would be awesome.

But I have a soccer game.

Well, that's too bad.

There's always next semester.

Ladies, let's hit it.

Hey, check this out.

Oh, dawg, Regina Ravello.

- Man, she's spicy!

- Yeah.

Oh, man, yeah. She's one hot tamale!

What is that?

Sara Davis. Sophomore, I think.

- Man, not so hot.

- More like a frozen tamale.

- You think she's ever gone out on a date?

- Dude, look at her.

- Yeah.

- Ew!

Don't pay attention to them.

They're morons.

Yeah, cute, popular morons.

There's nothing here fit

for human consumption.

Salad bar.

Well, you know, it did say something

about her mom being a baboon

or something.

You know, he could use

an attitude adjustment.

What?

- Yes, definitely.

- Sara.

You know, the boy needs

an attitude adjustment.

Hi. That's me, the frozen tamale.

I heard you like yours hot.

Spicy enough for you?

You okay?

Ladies and gentlemen,

today we are working with boiling acid,

which, as you might imagine,

is serious business.

So make sure whoever's handling it

uses both the tongs

and wears the goggles.

Careful.

Make sure you don't spill.

- Oh, my God, I won't.

What'd you get for that one?

- Nine out of 10.

- Miss Davis, I'll have the note, please.

- Excuse me?

You and Miss Zarkov

have been passing notes all period,

so I presume that your exchange

has relevance to our experiment?

Not exactly.

Well, come on, something seems

to fascinate you more than class.

Let's see what it is. The note.

Just one second.

- Just one second. I'm...

- No, give me the note.

- I'm... No... I... Well, I will.

- Sara.

- I'm sure you will. Sara, give me the note.

- Mr. Arthur,

I wouldn't use the word "fascinate."

More like research, really,

- to understand the different behaviors...

- Sara.

...of a different species.

- Sara.

- Subspecies, actually.

- Oh, a subspecies. Wonderful!

I'm sure the entire class would enjoy

sharing your research.

- Come on.

- I really...

- Sara, come on.

- Yeah, let's see it.

- Come on, Sara. It's okay.

- Give me the note.

- No. No, it's not.

- Yes, yes. Oh...

Oh... Oh, dear. I'm... I'm sorry.

I'm just such a klutz.

- But you're right about that acid.

- Yes, you are.

- Fizz...

- It's definitely gone.

- Yeah.

- There is nothing left in there.

- No.

- I'll talk to you later.

Thank you.

Don't just stand there

You've gotta rip it up

It's your party, you've gotta shake it up

Center it!

Hey, center it!

Got a box on eleven

And I try to pass her coming in

Don't hang around just a-wastin' your time

You're here, it's now, go outta your mind

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