Hello Ladies: The Movie Page #3
- Year:
- 2014
- 85 min
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interested in your sex life?
- Loads of people.
- Oh, yeah? Name three.
Kives, my parents,
the computer world.
- They're really interested? - Yes, they're
very... it's a very gossipy environment.
- Wow. - Because they've got
nothing else to live for, have they?
Just nerds. Nerds going, "I wonder
who Stuart's having sex with?"
Well, listen, all right, I'll tell you.
I used to be kind of
awkward when I was at school
and never really knew how to talk to girls.
Even if a girl did talk to me,
it was normally just to fill the time
until someone better came along.
Drink!
Then at college, it was
pretty much the same story.
- Ooh, hang on.
- Who's next?
I'll have a go, yeah.
I'd do anything
that I didn't even know the name of.
After college, I got a
job at an I.T. company
and I met this girl there.
Her name was Trudy and
And Trudy was great.
She was really sweet and smart
and we were just sort of
in tune with each other.
Like this salesman, Mike
Moffet, joined the company...
total alpha male, loud and brash.
You know, all the rest of it.
Trudy and I used to laugh
about what a dick he was.
And then, I remember, about three
months after Mike joined the company...
Oh, sorry.
So sorry.
That's when I decided
to move here, you know?
Reinvent myself.
Stuart 2.0.
Hello, ladies. My name's Stuart.
With me, my good friend Wade.
Hello, ladies. Pleasure. Wade.
Hi, pleasure. Wade. Nice to meet you.
- Are you...
- Stuart, Stuart!
I got it, I got it.
So what happened to Mike and Trudy?
They got married
and I haven't seen them since I came here.
we were at your birthday
and they're coming out
Well, how does the model help?
'Cause I want them to see me with a
beautiful woman on my arm, you know?
I want Mike to be really jealous
and I want Trudy to go back thinking
she should never have let me go.
I want them to think that I've won at life.
Well, you may hang out with Glenn.
And I hope you find
what you're looking for.
- And I hope you find what you're
looking for. - Thank you.
- To Jessica 2.0.
- Jessica 2.0.
Whoo!
Feel the heat
Burning you up
Ready or not
Some like it hot and some
sweat when the heat is on
Some feel the heat and
decide that they can't go on
Some like it hot...
- So how you holding up?
- With what?
You know, with you and Jessica.
Oh, yeah. That was too bad.
She really knows her way around a penis.
I want to introduce you to Alan.
Don't look him directly in
the eye. He's weird about that.
Alan, I want to introduce
you to a friend of mine.
This is Stuart.
Honor and a pleasure to meet you, sir.
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