Hellbenders Page #2

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Sh*t!

I command you!

In the name of God!

Once and for all consign

that fallen tyrant into the flames of hell!

We know what you like.

Christ compels you back

into the pit!

And all your whores, Father Anus,

you sodomite! Strike terror, Lord,

into the beast

laying waste your vineyard!

You are as steeped in filth

as any of the damned!

Abso-f***ing-lutely!

And I will see all you

cocksuckers in hell.

I got him! Do it!

I compel you, unclean spirit,

and all your minions...

I command you to obey me!

I, a minister of God,

despite my unworthiness...

Larry, holy water.

I only brought one.

Oh.

Help me!

Where is my master?

Judas!

My master wants a man of God!

He will get one.

What are you doing?

We're going to hell together.

No!

Take me.

I welcome you in.

You and all your minions.

I had to find

the Bible section.

King James, motherf***er!

Let's finish this.

I am only the hound of Surtr.

Good for you. Send us a postcard

from hell, huh? Let him talk.

I am only the hound of Surtr.

I flush the game.

Where is my master?

Thirty pieces of silver

for your services.

My master wants a man of God.

A weak man of God.

Lawrence.

F*** you, Satan!

No, stop!

No, no, no, stop!

Oh, f***!

Toes for a thumb!

Toes for a thumb!

Rub Mommy's feet, Larry.

Bring Mommy a glass of wine.

Angus!

Angus!

It's done.

Jesus, he bit your toe off.

Man, you are some detective.

Hey, don't be an a**hole!

I'm borrowing your mace.

What in the name of God...

What the f*** were you

doing, Weinberg?

What? What?

Angus?

Call me Father.

I am doing God's work.

Did you summon a f***ing demon?

And what the f***

is all this about?

We're still here.

We're still here.

Hey, give me that!

That is enough!

I am shackled to this a**hole.

Hey, lay off that.

Don't touch me.

I had a vision.

This city...

The whole country was on fire.

Oceans burnt.

Surtr cracked the gates.

Flames swallowed the world.

Surtr. What is that?

It's like kabbalah or something?

Surtr is an old god.

Norse, I think.

A bad one.

He revels in blasphemy.

So I gave him a man of Adonai,

days after the death

of your pope.

He should have taken me.

Yeah, well, you f***ed that up.

You got ridden by

some pissant jerk-off of a demon,

complaining about

who his master was.

Why didn't he take me?

It's time to burn.

He is a macaroon.

I was wrong.

Thank God, I was wrong.

The Church certainly has some troubles in

the modern world, eh.

But they're still powerful.

It can still cover up a story.

So tell us about

the library incident.

The library incident

was a kairotic moment

in the spiritual fabric of the world.

We had been tracking

Norse blasphemies since the late '90s,

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