Hell's Kitty Page #2

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when I came over here to

see what was happening.

You told me Miss Rommel

was a lawyer.

No, I said she

was a professional.

Where is she anyway?

I don't know.

It's you, man, you're

screwing with me aren't you?

Me?

Why would I do that?

I'm telling you, it's probably

that cat.

Seems to be the only

logical explanation.

Logical explanation?

That my car is possessed

by a demon

and attacked a lawyer

who really isn't

a lawyer, but a

dominatrix mistress?

You should be glad

she's not a lawyer.

Assuming it was your cat who

attacked her.

I'm gonna get sued from

another chick!

You've been a big help.

Thanks.

(dramatic sting)

I don't think she's

gonna say anything.

What makes you so sure?

Because it looks to me

like the cat got her tongue.

(thunder booms)

(meowing)

After that I was haunted

with guilt, or something.

(ominous atmosphere music)

(menacing laughter)

(dramatic sting)

(screaming)

(dramatic sting)

(suspenseful orchestra music)

Please.

Please no.

Don't be a p*ssy!

(sobbing)

(bones cracking)

(groaning)

(heart beating)

(laughs)

Eat your heart out.

She's a heart taker

She's coming for you

She is a heart taker

She's coming for you

(rock music)

(alarm ringing)

(heart beating)

What, did I scare you?

I just brought you some milk.

The healthy crap, kind you like?

Little vitamin D?

Have you heard from Miss

Rommel yet?

No, but I'm thinking

no news is good news.

Jeez man, why do you

still have this?

What am I supposed

to do with it?

Throw it away.

What if someone finds it?

So you're gonna keep

it in your refrigerator?

Throw it down the garbage

disposal or something.

What if she comes back

and wants her tongue back?

(mocking speech impediment)

What are you doing?

My impression of somebody

asking for their tongue back.

You're sick.

Listen, I've been called

a lot worse by a lot better.

I hired a therapist.

You need a cat whisperer.

Look.

What do you think?

Yeah, she is way too hot to be

any good.

She's the only one who

will make house calls.

She's coming later today.

Well I better get

rid of this then.

Last thing you need is

to be making a drink for

this girl and accidentally

slip her the tongue.

(gentle electric guitar music)

I think it's love.

Pardon?

Not real love, but love

addiction.

So are you saying

that it's not real love?

It's real for her, but that

doesn't mean it's real love.

You see, love addicts lack

self-esteem.

Likely from some early

life loss or trauma,

so they get wrapped up

in the drama wanting

others to love them to

the point of obsession.

How do you know so

much about this?

(chuckles)

Because I used to be a love

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