Heavyweights Page #2

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did you have a baby?

That's funny.

Just because I got these

great, skinny buns of steel.

Whoo! Look at that--

all tight and toned.

Bet you wish they were yours.

Don't you?

Take a look, boys!

The envy of the entire camp--

Up there is the bald eagle,

which is a single breed...

- Hi.

- Hi.

I'm Julie, the new nurse.

Pat.

Pat, I'm a little lost.

Can you tell me

where the infirmary is?

Well, let's see...

Uh...No.

Oh, well...I'll find it.

Nice to meet you.

Pat, you've been coming here

since you were ten...

and you don't know

where the infirmary is?

I panicked.

What are we gonna do

with you, man?

Help me with these bags,

all right?

- Garner.

- Yeah?

Let's get working

on this trunk.

OK.

- You got a girlfriend?

- Oh, no.

So you broke up with her

before the summer...

so you could be free

to play the field, huh?

Yeah,

you gotta play the field.

Yeah, I break up with

my girlfriend every summer.

You gotta be free, you know?

All right, put it down.

This is it, Gerry.

I've been the counselor

in here for 10 years.

I hope you're ready.

You'll be hanging with

some pretty cool cats.

Josh, how you doing, man?

Roy.

I just saw the new nurse,

and she's very attractive.

This pleases me.

Here it is!

Ah, Chez Chipmunk--

my summer home.

What do we got here?

Gerry, this is Josh,

camp legend.

Aye-aye, Captain, sir.

All present and accounted for,

Captain, sir.

What's the matter?

You're not a captain?

No.

Then maybe you

should lose the wings.

Welcome to

the Chipmunk bunk, Captain--

the best bunk

in the entire camp.

Yep! Sure is.

You guys aren't gonna call me

Captain all summer, are you?

Yes, sir, Captain!

Captain, looks like

you're all set here.

I gotta take care of

some other stuff.

You're the best, Pat.

All right, take it easy.

All right, Gerry, over here

is your brand-new bunk.

Don't tell anybody...

but I snuck in some Oreos

for emergencies.

That was very sneaky of you.

Chipmunks!

Download, now!

New kid! Yo!

Come on over here!

Get these salamis off my back.

They really hurt.

Phillip, look at this.

That's pretty nice, Nicholas...

but look at this.

Yes!

Crikey!

I knew it was too hot

in that bus.

This is definitely not sanitary.

Everyone!

Grab a taste of England, guys!

You'll love the Bushkins.

Every year

they surprise us...

with something cool

for the camp.

Last year

they got us the Blob...

and this year I hear

they're getting us jet skis.

- Jet skis!

- Here they come.

- You'll love these people.

- Really?

Greetings, campers.

Hi! Hi! Hiya!

You'll get it.

That's the greatest sound

I've heard in a long time.

Harvey and I are saddened

and dismayed to announce...

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