Heathers

Synopsis: A regular girl, Veronica, tries to survive the social jungle of high school by sticking with the three most popular girls at school who are all called Heather. As she meets a sociopath named JD, her life spirals into a continuous cycle of hate, unintentional murder and indifference, as she exacts revenge on her enemies, also known as her best friends.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Michael Lehmann
Production: New World Video
  3 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
73
Rotten Tomatoes:
95%
R
Year:
1988
103 min
193 Views

kinds of different people?

F*ck me gently with a chainsaw.

Do I look like Mother Teresa?

If I did, I probably wouldn't mind

talking to the geek squad.

Did see that? Heather number one

just looked right at me.

Does it not bother you that

everybody thinks you're a piranha?

Like I give a shit.

They all want me as a friend or a f*ck.

I'm worshiped at Westerburg

and I'm only a junior.

I can't believe this, we're going to a party

at Remington University tonight

and we're brushing up on our conversational

skills with the scum of the school.

Hi.

Hi.

So this is what's called a lunch-time poll.

You win $5 million

in the Publisher Sweepstakes

and the same day whatshisface

gives you the cheque

aliens land on earth

and say they'll blow up the world

in two days.

What are you going to do with the money?

I'd go to Egypt.

With a girl.

I'd use the money for

an end-of-the-world get-together.

I'd pay Madonna a million bucks

to sit on my face

and ride like the Kentucky Derby.

That's the most spooky-assed question

I ever heard.

After taxes, I'll only be getting...

She should pay me, though.

You go to the zoo and get a lion and

put a remote control bomb up its butt...

Then there's social security, legal fees...

Push the button on the bomb

and you and the lion die like one.

What?

Oh, my God. Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Hi, Veronica.

Five keeps an infant alive.

You wanted to be a member of

the most powerful clique in school.

If I wasn't already the head of it,

I'd want the same thing.

Come on, Veronica.

You used to have a sense of humour.

Veronica, could you

come back here a minute?

A true friend's work is never done.

- Gross.

- Gross.

Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87.

- Maybe you should see a doctor.

- Yeah, maybe.

Come on, Heather,

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