Heartbreakers Page #2

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I was good.

Excuse me.

I wonder if I could ask

your help for a moment.

I'm trying to find Route 40.

Route 40?

Well, you're on it.

That's it.

What?

Where is it?

There. See that black thing...

with the lines on it,

the cars going?

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't know

where it was.

Thank you so much.

My pleasure.

Sorry to trouble you.

It's OK.

Forget it.

You're not going

to kill yourself...

and stink up my new car.

Our new car.

Hey! Mom.

I only do these things

because I love you, Page.

How was the wedding?

Beautiful.

Like all my weddings.

Have you any idea

what that meat...

is doing to your arteries?

Haven't you heard?

Cigarettes

dissolve cholesterol.

No cards, Page.

This is a classy place.

It relaxes me.

So? How did we do?

Not too bad.

How not too bad?

About 80.

Plus the car.

That's it?

For that I lived 4 months in

a crap hotel without cable?

Ugh, I'm so sick of this

small-time bullshit.

Plus, I had to kiss

that greasy mook.

Dean wasn't so bad.

Any way, we'll make more

in the next one.

I'm thinking Seattle.

Maybe San Francisco.

Mom, remember our deal?

OK, there is no next one.

This is it.

I'm going solo.

Oh, here we go-

It's happening, Mom.

Accept it, embrace it, OK?

I am old enough

to be on my own.

You have no idea what it's like

to be all alone.

I'll tell you exactly

what's going to happen.

You'll go off,

you'll get lonely.

Some moron hunk will come along,

you'll think it's true love.

You'd never been so sure

of anything in your life.

And then, bam.

He will pull a

conceive and leave...

and then it's my

life all over again.

Mom, I am not that stupid.

You know what I mean.

Well, you're right.

I was stupid.

And it left me

pregnant and alone.

If Barbara hadn't taken me in

and shown me the con-

And you taught me.

OK? I'll be fine.

OK. Fine.

If you've made up your mind...

we will go to New York

and divide up everything.

I'll get the check.

Oh, my Lord!

Eww.

What seems to be

the problem, madam?

Well, I was just about

to take a bite...

and I saw glass. Look.

I am so sorry, ma'am.

This has never happened.

Of course your meal

is, uh, complimentary.

Armando, a bottle

of wine, quickly.

Perhaps a '69 Merlot.

Those shoes

are so wrong for this.

Thanks.

I don't understand

the problem, Philip.

We deposit our money...

and you give it back

when we say so.

I'm afraid it's not that

simple, Ms. Conners.

Hello.

I'm Gloria Vogal.

I.R.S.

Hello.

Oh, I see you've

heard of us.

I'm surprised because

we so seldom hear from you.

Well, I suppose

I might be a little late...

with this year's return.

Maybe even the last 7.

Mother, I'm stunned.

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