He Never Died Page #2

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I want the eggplant parmesan.

I will have, chicken Caesar salad.

All right, I will be right back.

I, uh, don't have money, so...

Then how did you end up inebriated?

Vaginas are like coupon books for alcohol.

So, eggplant? Not chicken or veal?

I don't eat meat.

Really? You look like the kind of guy

who'd eat meat every chance you'd get.

If it had blood, I don't eat it.

So, you're a vegetarian?

I guess.

Why? Bacon exists.

No reason.

That's noble.

So, are you married now

or a like, girlfriend?

We were talking about bacon.

No significant other?

We just met a few hours

ago, knock it down a peg.

- Sorry.

- It's a little intense.

Sorry, I was just curious.

Are you still staying over tonight?

Uh, is that all right with you if I did?

How long?

Two days?

Ah, hot tea.

Okay, hot tea.

Oh, god. What? What, is everything okay?

It's nothing. Go back to sleep.

Yeah, okay, I just forgot

where I was for a minute.

What was that?

Nothing, go back to sleep.

Yeah, he picked me up last night.

No, he found me at the diner.

Yeah, yeah, well, I was

planning on finding a motel...

and then just coming home in the morning.

No. Yeah, I'm fine.

He's fine, so far.

What time is it?

Hold on. I don't know,

I don't wear a watch.

Who's on the phone?

Mom, eh, Gillian.

Sorry, anyway, I'm with

him now and we're fine...

Good afternoon.

Afternoon.

Where'd you end up going this morning?

I took a walk.

What, to clear your head?

Must be something finding out I exist.

I'm late. I'll be back in a minute.

Bye.

Let's go.

Talk to me.

We're here to help you, okay?

Okay?

I think maybe you went too far.

That's all? Huh? Is he okay?

Don't cry, buddy.

Oh, wow, you.

Hey, guy, how about you turn around

and get the f*** out of here, all right?

Get out of here, a**hole, get out!

I need the man you're killing.

Oh, we're not kidding around.

Would you get this guy gone?

Oh... sh*t, my eye! Oh, f***, man.

Where are your keys?

Oh, f***, my leg. Just get

me to a hospital, please.

Where are your car keys?

I... I don't know. Jack, please.

Please, Jack, just get me to a hospital.

Are these them?

- Um...

- Are these your keys!

Yeah, yeah.

Hey!

Okay, who are you?

What's up? Someone just dropped him off.

Hey, where'd you go?

Nowhere.

You left the room and

showed up two hours later.

You went somewhere.

I had to get medication.

Oh... I won't ask, because I

know most people don't like...

to talk about their

personal medicine stuff.

Like, I used to have this

tiny addiction to Adderall...

and I know I wouldn't

want to talk about it.

So, what do you want to do today?

I'm doing it.

So, are we gonna do anything today?

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