He's Way More Famous Than You Page #2

Listen, I need to have a

meeting with you, tomorrow AM..

ASAP.

Un diamo, pronto, right away.

We need to talk about my shitty

career, and how it's all your fault.

Okay, love you. Bye.

2?!

Good for you, Jesse.

Hey this is Jesse, leave a message and i'll

get back to you as soon as possible, thanks.

Hey, Jesse. It's Halley!

I bet you're super crazy

now post "Social Network".

I am coming out of a very dark time...

Peppered with suicidal fantasies, but...

I'm about to make some

really important and...

Constructive changes that...

I would love to just...

Bulletpoint with you,

whenever you get a sec.

Alright.

TTYL, boy.

Hey Michael?

You want to try it in my butt again?

Halley, no.

I don't.

Hey Michael...

You want to try it in my butt again?

Halley...

No, I don't.

We only have a couple of weeks left...

To get this draft done, if we want to

submit it to the Sand Dune screener's laps.

Yup... yup... Good point.

Good point.

You want to drunk dial Ryan?

Halley, we're not calling

your brother right now.

We're just so excited that you

decided to sign with us, Miss Mamie.

I know we are going to do

some amazing things together.

I feel so blessed.

Really I do.

- Oh girl...

We're the blessed one, you could've signed with

anyone, you puffed-faced little munchkin, you...

Oh my God! Gina!

Hey, did you get my message?

Hi Halley...

Yes, if you can just give me a minute.

Yeah...

Hey Mamie...

Hey!

Thank you.

Gina... - I hug,

we hug. - Okay.

Do you need any help getting

to all your meetings this week?

Jessica can book you a car service.

- No, that's fine.

Thank you. - Are

you sure? - Yeah.

Okay, if you need anything...

You let me know.

Okay.

- I'm always here...

I have no social life.

Okay.

Thank you, bye Jessica. Bye Gina.

Oh wait, I hug, we hug...

We're hugging.

- Okay.

I dropped something.

- Oh, I got it.

Oh my God.

My brother dates him.

With that gay guy from Ugly Betty.

- Really?

Michael's a client. He's so sweet.

Yeah, I know. He's gonna be

the maid of honor at my wedding.

Not your brother?

Do you want to keep it?

What, no...

- Yeah.

Keep it.

- Really?

Totally.

Thank you.

- Okay.

Bye!

- Bye!

She's so sweet.

You look beautiful.

Love you, Gummer.

Okay... Let's do this.

Trifolds, really.

Okay.

So you just signed Mamie Gummer?

She's Merryl Streeps' daughter.

People said that I'm

the poor man's herb.

Can you give me her e-mail?

Halley, nothing I said

on the phone has changed.

A... Can I have a

piece of your baugette?

B... I have a really exciting movie

idea that I need your help with...

And C..

Sprinkling a canvass...

I have eaten hundreds of dried fruits...

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