Hart to Hart: Old Friends Never Die
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- 1994
- 90 min
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This is my boss, Jonathan Hart.
He's a millionaire. Self-made.
And this is his wife, Jennifer.
She's quite a lady.
Oh, and that's me.
My name is Max.
I take care of them,
which ain't easy,
because when they met
it was murder.
Yes, sir. It went exactly
as you planned.
I believe you're ready, sir.
A costume for
Mr. and Mrs. Hart.
If I can't beat this challenge,
I'll hang up my pin cushion.
They're all here, you know. The
greats and the near greats.
From Valentino to Dietrich,
and Chaplin and Harlow.
Those were the glory days,
style and glamour and panache.
Mr. and Mrs. Hart,
if you'll come this way.
Now, these are the showgirl
costumes I told you about,
but I don't know why
Let's see now.
Where is the one...
This... This aisle has some very nice
things in it. If we just come down here...
Don't give up now,
we're just getting started.
Charles Laughton wore
this in Henry VIII.
How about this? Hedy Lamarr in
Samson and Delilah.
Perhaps it would help
if I knew what the theme was.
Oh, I don't
think there is a theme.
Raine's private island in Hawaii
for the weekend,
for a costume party.
Alfred Raine? The publisher?
- Yes.
- Oh, I am impressed.
Uh, you're not one of Mr. Raine's
Uh, not exactly, no.
Oh, well. I suppose
we'll find something.
Don't be so modest, darling.
You know the only reason
that we're going to this affair is because
Raine is going to try to sign you.
I know that and you know that
but does he have to know that?
Wait, I've got it.
Famous couples.
Romeo and Juliet.
Columbus and Queen Isabella.
Cary Grant and
Katharine Hepburn.
Antony and Cleopatra.
always another way to go.
Not exactly what I had in mind.
Oh, too bad.
Gee, Ollie, I thought
we looked great.
Really?
Well, all right, Stanley,
if that's what you want.
We'll do it.
Herbert, wrap up another
Laurel and Hardy.
The decision's been made.
- Freeway, come here!
- Come on!
- Yay! Up, up, up!
- Phone call for you.
Oh, thanks, Max.
Hello? Yeah, hi Lou.
Well, uh, keep trying, okay?
Yeah.
Right. Thanks a lot, Lou. We'll
be gone for the next four days.
- Bye.
- What was that all about?
Remember my telling you that
somebody was making a run
on Hart Industries stocks?
We still don't know who it is.
Sounds pretty serious.
- Max, do me a favor, will ya?
- What is it, Mr. H?
Check with some
of your buddies on the street.
Maybe one of them
will hear something
that's not being said
Right, you've got a plane to catch.
We gotta get home and back.
No way, squirt.
You and me are staying home.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Honolulu,
where the local time is 1:45.
Please remain seated
with your seat belts fastened
until the captain has turned off
the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign.
Mr. and Mrs. Hart,
welcome aboard.
Our flying time to Mr. Raine's
island will be about 38 minutes.
If there's anything you need,
just let me know.
Honolulu Tower, this is 6589 Zulu.
Request clearance to Raine's Island,
vector south-southeast
on heading of 156.
We'll be landing here, on the
north face of the island.
There'll be a jeep waiting to take
you and your bags to the main house.
Hope you enjoyed your flight!
We did, thanks.
Jonathan, welcome.
I'm Alfred Raine.
- Jonathan Hart.
- Good.
- This is my wife, Jennifer.
- How are you?
- I'm so glad the two of you could make it.
- Oh, thank you very much.
You have a wonderful place here.
- No, no, no. The thanks is all mine.
Signing Jennifer Hart will be
a real feather in my cap.
I hope you understand
my intentions are serious.
Well, I hope you understand
that I'm seriously flattered.
Then we're off to a good start.
Now, someone will deliver
your bags to your room,
and meanwhile
this place is yours.
Please make yourselves
at home, will you?
All right.
We'll see you later. Fine.
Need anything, please call me.
Well, you know what they say,
"publish or perish."
I just kept staring
at the board.
Seemed that Spassky had made
a major blunder.
I mean, the move made no sense.
Put his queen in jeopardy
very early on in the game.
If you read my book,
you'd see how wrong I was.
I have the guest list here.
That must be...
Shelby Lyons who wrote
Surrender in Black and White.
- Heavy.
- I suppose this is your way
of trying to express some sort
of pack dominance?
- No, it's just...
- Because if you think that I am impressed
with your androgyne-based efforts
to maintain some sort of elite
power position, you are
sorely mistaken.
- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?
As if that's all
that's required to eradicate
2000 years of male oppression
and domination.
Here's your book.
Who's that?
That's Nora Kingsley.
- Nora Kingsley?
- Sure, you know, she wrote that book,
Don't Like 'Em, Never Did.
Let me ask you a question.
Did you ever read that book?
Well, I scanned it.
One or two chapters.
Are you hungry?
I'm starved. I'm sure glad
we didn't have any breakfast.
- Me, too.
- Oh, this looks great.
Oh, please, you two are not really
going to eat those are you?
We were considering it, yes.
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